It makes me laugh when you bring two things together which have nothing to do with one another. — Jean-Luc Godard Copy Share Image
“Peanut,” Nathan cooed. “You can’t paint it if you’re giggling and shaking.” — C.L. Stone Copy Share Image
Comedians second-guessing themselves is scary. Poor taste is not a crime and we can't forget that. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
“but laugh, laugh, laugh, because if you ever stop laughing, it might just tear you apart” — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
First off, no one award-wise ever rewards comedy, which is... whatever. I don't care about that. — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
Human comedy is more profound than tragedy. In tragedy we die and it is very sad. In comedy we avoid death, and… — Jennifer Stone Copy Share Image
Anyone who would laugh at a recital is probably some sort of lunatic anyway. I mean, only a sick, twisted mind could… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I've often said that the seventh paramita should be a sense of humor, so we don't take ourselves too seriously. — Tenzin Palmo Copy Share Image
Some of the pictures I must say every now and then I just think are going to be funny. When it gets… — Martin Mull Copy Share Image
I'm not really political in my comedy, and I'm not looking to have the best joke about Trump or the best joke… — Esther Povitsky Copy Share Image
Playing on stereotypes was meant to be humorous. If it doesn't tickle you in certain spots, it's not going to be funny.… — Manila Luzon Copy Share Image
“There was no more yelling or calling out, but they could not contain the small snatches of laughter. They were only humans,… — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
Formality is sufficiently revenged upon the world for being so unreasonably laughed at; it is destroyed, it is true, but it hath… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Somehow people have been sold on the idea that only professionals can entertain them, that only professionals can sing or tell jokes.… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I used to think that humor was the only way to appreciate how wonderful and terrible the world is, to celebrate how… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
The government will pay certain farmers to not grow corn. Wow. Where's my check? That'd be great. "Hey, what do you do… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I was kind of in an experimental phase with The Disposable Rappers. This is boring to me, because it's true, but when… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can't do math. And they will readily admit to being awkward:… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
When I was doing research on the M.C.s and spending time with these cats, one of the things that struck me and… — Kurt Sutter Copy Share Image
Everything in comedy's got to be exactly right, which is why making a comedic film is kind of a difficult process, because,… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
Women always think that I'm Chandler, so if I don't joke around for half an hour, they think that something's wrong. Then… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
“Enjoy everything and everybody that makes you laugh,because one day you wont laugh at all” — Julia King Copy Share Image
“Love is the canvas covering the furniture that you've become a part of” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
Can you please be serious ? Ok,ok... I'm gonna be serious now.*DEEP BREATH..* *Bursts out laughing* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think stand-up comedy is this - it's this kind of indulgence and narcissism. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Come here often?' I asked instead, humoring no one but myself. So it was totally worth it. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
To be a really great standup artist, a lot of it comes from the mind. — Sean Strickland Copy Share Image
When I am ever in any situation that's getting too heavy, I lighten it up with humor. — Kelly Carlin-McCall Copy Share Image
Two types of people laugh at the law: those that break it and those that make it. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I enjoy both comedy and drama, and have had memorable experiences in both film and T.V. — Jud Tylor Copy Share Image
Standup is really the only thing in the entertainment business that you do totally alone. — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
