Comedy Quotes · Page 301

People laugh at you when they are looking down on you,work hard cus they dont when they look up to you.

— Isaac Buabeng

I really love those people who can make me laugh, even when I don't want to smile.

— Bernajoy Vaal

Just tell the truth, and they'll accuse you of writing black humor.

— Charles Willeford

Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.

— Johnny Vegas

Very honestly, I don't feel 'Munnabhai' is a comedy film. I seriously feel it is a very emotional film.

— Rajkumar Hirani

I'm a clown. I'm a comedian. Comedy, by design, is a place to explore the subconscious.

— Ramy Youssef

“If you cannot laugh frequently and genuinely, you have no soul.”

— Idries Shah

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. Attitude is almost more important than what happens to you.

— Dick Van Dyke

When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.

— Noel Fielding

Which is better: to have fun with fungi or to have Idiocy with ideology, to have wars because of words, to have…

— Aldous Huxley

I joke with people - and Kyle Shanahan used to say this - that my swagger is having no swagger, but that…

— Kirk Cousins

I'm always trying to find the next comedian that just gives me something a little funny to combine with all of the…

— Jesse Williams

In my experience, there are two things that no one will admit to: having no sense of humor and being susceptible to…

— Margaret George

An old paleontological in joke proclaims that mammalian evolution is a tale told by teeth mating to produce slightly altered descendant teeth.

— Stephen Jay Gould

I feel like a lot of serious music lives in generalizations - 'Love is a flower,' 'The sky is so dark' -…

— Rachel Bloom

I've actually been doing stand up for more than 20 years. I started in 1988. It's almost 30 years! Which is crazy.

— Joe Rogan

Humor is widely used by Indians to deal with life. Indian gatherings are marked by laughter and jokes, many directed at the…

— Paula Gunn Allen

I've done movies with Oliver Stone and Michael Mann. And I've done quite a few dramas in my time, from the theatre…

— James Belushi

I always worry what I would have done if I hadn't found comedy. I think what would I have ended up doing?…

— Roisin Conaty

Growing up as a comedian the most influential person on me was Jon Stewart. He showed that comedy could have a real…

— Adam Conover

There's always advantages and disadvantages to doing any role. And there's a great sense of achievement, testosterone, fun, being able to live…

— Gerard Butler

Nothing is off-limits. There's just some things I cannot crack. Politics I can't do. When I start to talk about it, I…

— Ali Wong

“Would you like some sacred chocolate?' a girl asked, appearing suddenly at Lara's side. 'They've very special chocolates,' she said, pushing a…

— Lola Salt

When I had the idea for 'Shopaholic', it was as though a light switched on. I realised I actually wanted to write…

— Sophie Kinsella

I loved stand-up, but I never thought you could do it as a job.

— Romesh Ranganathan

Joking around is part of my personality, just who I am.

— Novak Djokovic

If you are going to tell people the truth, you had better make them laugh or they will kill you.

— Oscar Wilde

But I really believe that if you have the ability, there is an obligation to make people laugh

— Bob Newhart

But I've never looked at myself as being particularly funny

— Tea Leoni

I have done comedy on stage so when I got the chance to do it in cinema, I was extremely thrilled.

— Atul Kulkarni

What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I'm doing sophisticated knock-knock jokes.

— Carlos Mencia

I love broad comedy. It has its place. If I were to do that, I'd love to do physical comedy.

— Rashida Jones

If comedy duos don't like each other, it just won't work.

— Scott Thompson

Instead saying 'LOL' I'm gonna say 'SALTS' [ smiled a little then stopped ] Its more truthful

— Anonymous

You're entering dangerous land when you start theorising about comedy.

— Anonymous

Every few months I'll pop into a comedy club or go to Vegas.

— Kevin James

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

— Yakov Smirnoff

I consider myself something of a raconteur. I have a rather audacious sense of humour.

— Sylvester Stallone

I am only able to be honest. And sometimes my view of the world is pretty dark. But still funny.

— Rachel Zucker

I think my strongest suit is comedy. I certainly have limits in other areas.

— Emma Caulfield