Comedy Quotes · Page 296

I feel like I've done a bunch of period stuff and then a bunch of romantic comedies.

— Kate Beckinsale

You know the other person is bored of texting when they say 'lol' when you weren't being funny.

— Anonymous

I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren't laughing anymore.

— Alexandra Potter

I don't do comedy so much although I would like to do a comedy.

— Aaron Eckhart

The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena.

— Jenny Eclair

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor.

— Teri Garr

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.

— Ben Feldman

The idyllic mayhem of two cultures colliding just doesn't seem as funny anymore.

— Kris Kidd

What's special with 'Corrie' is that they have the comedy element, women are funny as well - they might do the emotional…

— Michelle Keegan

“I heard you laughing,' Jack said. He wanted to say something about the quality of that terrible laughter, but he did not…

— Isobelle Carmody

My parents are desperate, they keep saying: 'Please stop doing these angsty roles; make it easier for us.' So, yeah, I'd love…

— Ruth Wilson

I think any decent comedy worth its salt has to have heart, otherwise it's just a bunch of jokes. I think people…

— Tom Bennett

One would understand a ban on surrogate advertising, but to completely ban [smoking] is ridiculous, a joke taken too far.

— Mahesh Bhatt

Somebody will occasionally give me a line or a tag or something like that. It's rare that someone will give me a…

— Josh Blue

Growing up, I was certainly drawn to comedy, but my goal was just to be as well-rounded an actor as possible. I…

— Paul Rudd

You can get into a habit of thought in which you enjoy making fun of all those other people who don't see…

— Carl Sagan

I never did standup before. It just looked like it was really hard, looked like there was like up days and down…

— Kenan Thompson

Comedy clubs are a bit more expensive. That's the problem with some of these places. But the flipside of that is, if…

— Todd Barry

“My mother, toward the end, had said to me, but with a sweet smile, "Life's funny. You have to find a way…

— Claire Messud - The Woman Upstairs

Animal rights is a serious subject, but I do my best to find humor where I can, and I have some great…

— Karen Dawn

I've seen so many excellent actors - excellent actors - who, the minute they're told they're in a comedy, turn into God…

— Bea Arthur

“Even infants seem to use laughter intentionally, to communicate their emotional state to their interaction partners. Provine describes the “duet” that takes…

— Kevin Simler

We mustn't complain too much of being comedians - it's an honorable profession. If only we could be good ones the world…

— Graham Greene

To some people, not caring is supposed to be cool, commenting is more interesting than doing, and everything is judged and then…

— Amy Poehler

I only have eight jokes, but I can do 'em over a two-hour period of time.

— Ron Shock

One just needs a little alertness to see and find out: Life is really a great cosmic laughter.

— Anonymous

Maybe in 10 years,I'll only be doing "classical" comedy. Or crashing my car into trees.

— Michael Showalter

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.

— Charlie Chaplin

I do find myself surprised by the comedy shows that seem to have the same joke week in week out.

— Clive Anderson

We don't laugh because we're happy - we're happy because we laugh.

— William James

No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary.

— Kurt Vonnegut

Even when I was a kid - I was really young - I was drawn to comedy.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

It's hard to write comedy when you're worried all the time.

— Brian Quinn

When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown

— Nora Dunn

A little bit of humor can push a very important agenda.

— Peaches

Many comedians - both male and female - do have an "I will never date another comedian" rule.

— Chris Gethard

LOL has turned into something you type when you have nothing better to add into a conversation.

— Richard Harris

Old hippies don't die, they just lie low until the laughter stops and their time comes round again.

— Joe Gallivan

I think Chicago's kind of a comedy hub, and I think it always has been.

— Andrew Santino

Sometimes you're so close to something, or it's still so new that you can't find humor in it yet.

— Matt Rife