After you eat a Hot Pocket, Everything will taste like rubber for a month! — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Each day, be sure to laugh, to think, to cry; that's one heckuva full day. — Jim Valvano Copy Share Image
Diana was one of the quickest wits I knew; nobody made me laugh like her. — Sarah Ferguson Copy Share Image
I find comedy natural. I'm not saying I'm funny - I'm saying I'm silly. — Harris Dickinson Copy Share Image
The very first time I did standup, I went to an open mike on the Lower East Side at a place that… — Jessi Klein Copy Share Image
“the best kind of laughter is laughter over ourselves. Because then you don't just become happy – you become free.” — H.A. Weidman Copy Share Image
“Comedies are fit for common wits: But to present a kingly troop withal, Give me a stately-written tragedy; Tragadia cothurnata , fitting… — Thomas Kyd Copy Share Image
And if you have great writing, it's really easy, but if it's not so great and you have to work a little… — Matt LeBlanc Copy Share Image
If I find something funny or something that kind of cracks me up, I'll get up on stage. I don't care what… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
I've been a huge fan of the cable network FX for a very, very long time. I think their brand of comedy… — Chris Klein Copy Share Image
I think there's always a line between what is parody in good fun in chanting and what is intended to belittle certain… — Gary Bettman Copy Share Image
“The Devil for a joke Might carve his own initials on our desk, And yet we'd miss the point because he spoke… — Donald Davie Copy Share Image
I've been writing for a long time, since the late '60s. But it hasn't been in the same form. I used to… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
Laughter on American television has taken the place of the chorus in Greek tragedy. In other countries, the business of laughing is… — Jean Baudrillard Copy Share Image
What more ghastly image can be called up than that of a man betrayed by his body who, simply because he did… — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
“People laughed when they heard a good joke, but they groaned when they heard a pun, because there was no such thing… — Lucy Mihajlich Copy Share Image
The major caveat in all of comedy is that it's all instinctive. There's no true criteria. There is no right or wrong.… — Larry Charles Copy Share Image
I always find it actually funny that the analysis is that the characters I play in comedies are the manchild, the adolescent,… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I like variety, which is frustrating. But I've always been picky. I was afraid Pirates would be too much like Twentieth Century,… — Kevin Kline Copy Share Image
When you're surrounded by friends and exes, there's a whole lot of stuff that starts crawling out. But however serious and traumatic… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
“Jokes don't matter… til the performance... if the performance is horrible so do and jokes.” — Deyth Banger Copy Share Image
Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd. — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. — Gail Parent Copy Share Image
“I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks!” -Totie Fields-” — David DeBacco Copy Share Image
To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it - Charlie Chaplin — Charlie Chaplin Copy Share Image
To deliver something deadpan is very difficult; I don't think people know how hard those jokes are. — Michael Che Copy Share Image
I don't really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour. — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
I'd love to do all types of film, not just comedy, although I love comedy. — Malin Akerman Copy Share Image
The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero. — Dawn French Copy Share Image
