Comedy Quotes · Page 243

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor.

— Teri Garr

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.

— Ben Feldman

The idyllic mayhem of two cultures colliding just doesn't seem as funny anymore.

— Kris Kidd

You know the other person is bored of texting when they say 'lol' when you weren't being funny.

— Anonymous

I feel like I've done a bunch of period stuff and then a bunch of romantic comedies.

— Kate Beckinsale

I feel like I work on scripts for comedy as well as dramatic stuff the same.

— Rachael Harris

The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena.

— Jenny Eclair

I don't do comedy so much although I would like to do a comedy.

— Aaron Eckhart

It's never wise to laugh at things you don't understand...If you're not careful, they might start laughing back at you.

— Sally Nicholls

The male image has been so pulled down by situation comedy in the last 15 years, it is frightening. I don't like…

— Bill Bixby

I have always felt like romantic comedies are incredibly predictable. You look at the poster and you know those two are ending…

— Jason Segel

Comedians like to see people smile. With acting, I love giving people a feeling, an emotion. I like to give people a…

— Keke Palmer

“Dostoyevsky described hell as perhaps nothing more than a room with a chair in it. This room has several chairs. A young…

— Bruce Robinson

I'm not saying writing comedy's brain surgery, but there is a certain pressure to it. It's the equivalent of doing homework that's…

— Miranda Hart

To be honest, Im a little tired of playing bad guys. I long to do a comedy. But it was fun knocking…

— Gary Oldman

One thing that I have noticed is that whatever be the function, however poignant or serious, the audience always prefers a speech…

— Balachandra Menon

In a business that has exploited and ignored our people I have only found dead-ends. We need romantic comedies, gross-out and mockery…

— Misty Upham

isaac knows how stupid i find these things, and he finds them just as stupid as i do. like lol. now, if…

— David Levithan

You aim comedy up. If comedy is aimed down, you're a jerk. You laugh at the powerful as a way of bringing…

— Haroon Moghul

How on earth could that be done? If you try to laugh and say 'No' at the same time, it sounds like…

— Hilaire Belloc

There is a strange sort of reasoning in Hollywood that musicals are less worthy of Academy consideration than dramas. It's a form…

— Gene Kelly

Director Ken Burns revealed that his next documentary is about Franklin Roosevelt, and it's fourteen hours long...which sounds like too much, until…

— Jimmy Fallon

I will say you could always look at 'Looney Tunes' and learn about writing. I think you can learn a lot about…

— Jim Rash

When you're not involved, other people's unhappiness seems to be about the funniest damn thing on earth because you think you can…

— Barry Hannah

I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren't laughing anymore.

— Alexandra Potter

Humor is the offspring of man; it comes forth like Minerva, fully armed from the brain.

— Roger L'Estrange

I try and be as vulnerable in my comedy as possible, to open that door for other people.

— Patti Harrison

Nothing translates worse than comedy into the printed word.

— Janeane Garofalo

Humor prevents one from becoming a tragic figure even though he she is involved in tragic events.

— Anonymous

At times of the severest depression, humor is what binds people together.

— Robert Carlyle

Comedy is just one of the many professions that women are taking over.

— Natasha Leggero

A decrepit society shuns humor as a decrepit individual shuns drafts.

— Malcolm Muggeridge

Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke.

— Joss Whedon

The majority of scripts I get are in the comedy genre.

— Varun Sharma

Rosie laughed in a not too reassuring way if you like sane laughter.

— Louise Rennison

I think it is a great gift to make people laugh, and it shouldn't be underestimated.

— Beeban Kidron

With all comedy, you try to ground it in credibility and reality.

— Matthew Gray Gubler

Tread softly, Brathe peacefully, Laugh hysterically.

— Nelson Mandela

Humour is many things, but mostly it's a coping mechanism.

— Lucy Beaumont

The fine line that you do when you do political comedy is, as long as you have that laugh, you're fine.

— Lewis Black