Comedy Quotes · Page 226

I don't do one-liners, because you don't learn anything about that comedian.

— Ricky Gervais

I am only able to be honest. And sometimes my view of the world is pretty dark. But still funny.

— Rachel Zucker

I think my strongest suit is comedy. I certainly have limits in other areas.

— Emma Caulfield

I consider myself something of a raconteur. I have a rather audacious sense of humour.

— Sylvester Stallone

Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.

— Steve Martin

Akwward moments are the best & most funny moments EVER...(;

— Mariah Sheree

“It is more civilized to make fun of life than to bewail it.”

— Seneca

Instead saying 'LOL' I'm gonna say 'SALTS' [ smiled a little then stopped ] Its more truthful

— Anonymous

I love people who makes me laugh.I honestly think it's the thing I like the most,to laught.It curves a multitude of ills.Its…

— Anonymous

My sister was very, very beautiful and I was very not. Doing comedy is the greatest thing ever because you don't have…

— Nikki Glaser

A lot of time, people enter the most depressing situations, and they are the funniest people on Earth, because they have to…

— Daniel Kaluuya

I've found that sometimes with people who have a lot of power, you can never tell if they're joking or not.

— Fred Hechinger

Every movie I've ever made says the same thing. They all find comedy in people trying to live their lives without any…

— Paul Morrissey

“Speak English at this table or I will fire you so fast you'll wind up standing at the airport wondering how you…

— Mira Grant

There's a built-up tension in religion, and if you can release it, you'll get a huge and satisfying laugh.

— George Meyer

There are many problems with being a comedian: the travel, the late nights, the pressure, the fear of running out of funny…

— Jon Richardson

You can see desperation in people who are too eager to laugh because they're in such a hurry not to look at…

— Dylan Moran

Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my…

— Bo Burnham

I've always thought that Lewis Carroll himself had a certain comedy tinge to him. He was a guy who was a satirist.…

— James Bobin

I worked at comedy clubs - if I can use the term 'work' - for several years. I middled at one point.…

— Bill Nye

I don't have anything saying, 'I'm going to do this many new films, and this many comedies.' But, it's always exciting for…

— Ashley Greene

Well, the best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period. When you work in movies, or on TV shows, there…

— Pauly Shore

With comedy, you get an immediate response. I'm the whole kit and the kaboodle. I am the whole thing and can steer…

— Joe Torry

Comedy isn't really something where you get discovered. You can't network your way to being funny or talented. It's not hard to…

— Amy Schumer

If comedy duos don't like each other, it just won't work.

— Scott Thompson

What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I'm doing sophisticated knock-knock jokes.

— Carlos Mencia

I love broad comedy. It has its place. If I were to do that, I'd love to do physical comedy.

— Rashida Jones

I have done comedy on stage so when I got the chance to do it in cinema, I was extremely thrilled.

— Atul Kulkarni

But I've never looked at myself as being particularly funny

— Tea Leoni

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

— Yakov Smirnoff

Every few months I'll pop into a comedy club or go to Vegas.

— Kevin James

You're entering dangerous land when you start theorising about comedy.

— Anonymous

I loved stand-up, but I never thought you could do it as a job.

— Romesh Ranganathan

Joking around is part of my personality, just who I am.

— Novak Djokovic

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. Attitude is almost more important than what happens to you.

— Dick Van Dyke

“If you cannot laugh frequently and genuinely, you have no soul.”

— Idries Shah

But I really believe that if you have the ability, there is an obligation to make people laugh

— Bob Newhart

If you are going to tell people the truth, you had better make them laugh or they will kill you.

— Oscar Wilde

If I'm going to do comedy I sort of want to do my own.

— Lenny Henry

All that I'm after is a life full of laughter, As long as I'm laughin' with you.

— Jessie Jakeway