Roy Blount's stuff makes me laugh so hard, sometimes I have to go sit in a room and shut the door — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
Stand-up is the foundation to my career. It's what I started out doing. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Some jokes are not made to laugh, they're created by those who just want to bark !! — Senoraroy Copy Share Image
If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
As much as I'd love to explore other genres, I won't leave comedy. This genre has given me an identity. — Varun Sharma Copy Share Image
We started off in improv and sketch comedy, and with improv the most important thing is to listen and make sure you're… — Sal Vulcano Copy Share Image
If the setups take too long, you wind up losing momentum. Momentum is very good for comedy. Not having to do eight… — Michael Spiller Copy Share Image
Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings. — Jeff Garlin Copy Share Image
Raise your hand if you had no idea you’d see so much nudity in one week of jury duty.” Twelve hands flew… — Julie James Copy Share Image
I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and… — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
My brand of humor is trying to play the situation as real as possible because I'm not the type of guy who… — Dave Franco Copy Share Image
In order to be good at stand-up, you have to do it all the time. You have to care about it more… — Eva Victor Copy Share Image
“Those who laugh with you when you laugh are acquaintances, those who cry with you when you cry are companions, and those… — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
I've always loved, as an Aussie, comedy is part of my life. My friends and I are always ribbing each other and… — Alex O'Loughlin Copy Share Image
The irony or humor of my pieces is never really calculated, but they somehow always end up that way. Humor, especially when… — Larissa Sansour Copy Share Image
“Some people laughed to see the alteration in him, but he let them laugh, and little heeded them; for he was wise… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I would love, love, love to do a comedy like 'Gentleman's Guide,' something farcical and fast-paced, but I also want to do… — Joshua Henry Copy Share Image
There's a potter that lived back in the 1800s, in Biloxi, Mississippi, and his name was George Ohr. He was of Russian… — Lance Henriksen Copy Share Image
“Follow your heart, but take your brain with you!" After buying an armload of funny books filled with clean jokes, one-liners, and… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
Do you think it's funny to be so serious when I'm not even out of high school?' she asked. 'I don't see… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
I always try to stick to the script because I want to respect the writers, and I want to respect the director.… — Rob Riggle Copy Share Image
