My life is great because I laugh as much as I breathe and love as long as I live. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are some things on which you can't place a value, your laughter is one of them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel sorry for those who don't have a sense of humor, imagine the decades they're missing on out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're laughing at a joke and then you realize...its about you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Funny way to spend your life, though, studying another chap's versifying.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment, when your the only one still laughing at the joke from 10 minutes ago. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One horse-laugh is worth ten thousand syllogisms. It is not only more effective; it is also vastly more intelligent. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is no essential difference between the material of comedy and tragedy. All depends on the point of view of the dramatist,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It was the masterful and incommunicable wisdom of eternity laughing at the futility of life and the effort of life.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughter is the only thing that will keep you sane. In this world, there's crying more and more everyday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never shave your eyebrows and paint them back exactly were they where, thats absurd in nomarl terms, please women just stop — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What restrains us from killing is partly fear of punishment, partly moral scruple, and partly what may be described as a sense… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I grok people. I am people so now I can say it in people talk. I've found out why people laugh. They… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I myself feel that our country, for whose Constitution I fought in a just war, might as well have been invaded by… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Although there have been witty big menOscar Wilde comes first to mindwit and humor seem more in the province of the smaller… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't forget who u are, your first duty is to think for yourself, If you put water into a cup, it becomes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment - a way of looking at one's existence, one's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“the people who are best at telling jokes tend to have more health problems than the people laughing at them. A study… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes, when people are talking to me about something I have no interest in and that glazed over look takes me, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If it really was Queen Elizabeth who demanded to see Falstaff in a comedy, then she showed herself a very perceptive critic.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can figure out how bad a person you are by how soon after September 11th you masturbated, like how long you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
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