Jokes are always better than promises. Because jokes are half meant, while promises are half lies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best kind of stomach ache: When your friends make you laugh way too hard. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some say that laughter is the best medicine, Obviously they have yet to try medicine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The profoundly humorous writers are humorous because they are responsive to the hopeless, uncouth, concatenations of life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Maybe I'll just become a cartoon character because there's nothing left for me to do in an R-rated comedy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Søren laughed softly. Kingsley loved making Søren laugh. Kingsley theorized the whole course of human evolution had led to Søren, and when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No, my young apprentice. You said the exact right thing. Again. I'm just laughing at life." "Why?" he asked, opening both his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“At the same time he was laughing, Ig was distressed. Not liking the Beatles was almost as bad as not knowing about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The cleverest character in comedy is the clown, for he who would make people take him for a fool, must not be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“WHEN YOU LAUGHING ON A PERSON,SOME PERSON LAUGHING ON YOU .ITS A CIRCLE.THINK BEFORE YOU LAUGHING ON A PERSON.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Perhaps the greatest magic of the human spirit is the ability to laugh, at ourselves, at each other, and at our sometimes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Existence loves laughter. You may have observed, or not, that man is the only animal in the whole of existence who is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A wise man once sat in the audience & cracked a joke. All laughed like crazy. After a moment, he cracked the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughter is spiritual health. And laughter is very unburdening. While you laugh, you can put your mind aside very easily. For a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We laughed again. We couldn’t stop. I wondered what it was we were laughing about. Was it just our names? Were we… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I may be mistaken but it seems to me that a man may be judged by his laugh, and that if at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The biggest myth about comedy is that it’s magical, unknowable, unteachable. Those who subscribe to that myth believe that the world is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A sense of humor judges one's actions and the actions of others from a wider reference and a longer view and finds… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The way I figured it, keeping quiet was safe. Words could betray you if you chose the wrong ones, or mean less… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
