Like the burlesque comedian, I am abnormally fond of that precision which creates movement. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No laughs hey? I know the act smells, but I'm right on top of it and you don't hear me complain. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone elses can shorten it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when all of your friends are laughing about a joke and you still don't get it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you can understand the humor in the drawing part you'll probably get the humor in the audio part. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“April Fools Day lets too many people think they are funny and so I don’t support that.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of lol putlsimhbiwfefmta ílol Laughing silently in my head because it wasn't funny enough for me to actually laugh out loud — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And I must draft an advertisement for the Daily Prophet, too,' he added thoughtfully. 'We'll be needing a new Defense Against the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am aware that by many persons, it is considered in the nature of a joke to to become a candidate and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how we have 0 school spirit, but as soon as someone insults us we all make fun of them together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Economists give their predictions to a digit after the decimal point to show that they have a sense of humor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do not deny that what happened to us is a thing worth laughing at. But it is not worth telling, for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how crazy and funny the scenes around you, it is useless without the person you want to laugh with. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice and the truth in front of patriotic… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If my jokes offend you: 1. Im sorry. 2. It wont happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. and 4. get over it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Listen, if you're not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you have known the kiss of a flaying knife, a laugh loses all its power to hurt you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing compares to the stomachache you get from laughing with your bestfriends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is nothing worse than when someone's obnoxious laughter ruins a good movie. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The real mystery isn't what's under the redaction mark, but what's above it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the type of Gal.. Who will burst out laughing at something that happened yesterday... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know it takes a big man to cry, but it takes even a bigger man to laugh at that man! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We can find gentle humor in the most terrible circumstances and tenderness in the darkness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Within tears, find hidden laughter Seek treasures amid ruins, sincere one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If alcohol kills germs and laughter is the best medicine, Im the healthiest person on the planet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever faced with a difficult situation,try and find some humor in it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you fail at being mad at somebody because they make you laugh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
