Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with your best friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As a general rule, the freedom of any people can be judged by the volume of their laughter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're getting yelled at, and you try you're hardest not to burst out laughing — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He is a [sane] man who can have tragedy in his heart and comedy in his head. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One could laugh at the world better if it didn't mix tender kindliness with its brutality. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't believe there is any finer mission on Earth than just to make people laugh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was really more interested in dramatic work, but I thought, 'Well, I guess I could do comedy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughter causes the body to respond in a way similar to physical exercise, burns calories and speeds up metabolism. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You make jokes because you're afraid to take anything seriously, because if you take things seriously, they matter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Intelligent Pappu . . . . Teacher :Ye batao ki Duniya mei kitne desh hai ??? . . . . . .… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you have a couple hundred people in one huge space, that's gonna lead to jokes and it's a breeding ground for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate being mean. I watch those roasts on Comedy Central and they make the hair on the back of my neck… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what pornography is to erotic… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you can laugh when you are completely broken up, then there can be nothing that can break you next time.!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate people who type "lawl" instead of "lol". Let's see how hard you lawl when I hit you with a brick. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If they're taking your love for a joke, then leave them like it's funny. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will find humor in my everyday life by looking for people I can laugh at. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would not exchange the laughter of my heart for the fortunes of the multitudes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If laughter is the best medicine, smiling from the heart is the best prevention. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Humor is a whisper from the soul, imploring mind and body to relax, let go and be at peace again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ever looked at your best friend and wonder: Why the hell aren't we comedians? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughter is the best medicine. But if you're laughing without any reason, you need medicine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He or she who laughs last at the boss's jokes probably isn't far from retirement. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That fake laugh you do when you don't understand what somebody just said to you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a girl who usually laughs at her mistakes, so excuse me if I laugh in your face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you say something and everyone laughs, so you just sit there like a boss. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You just gotta learn to laugh at things, even when they hurt as hell. Be Happy! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share