If I could make the same amount of money doing standup it would be no contest. The problem is that if you… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
In club football you have your players and staff with you all the time, preparing for two games a week, you know… — Graham Taylor Copy Share Image
Of all the awards, the Stand-up Comic Audience Award is our favorite. It is a chance to honor the performers who spend… — George Schlatter Copy Share Image
Comedy clubs were something that came to pass in the '80s, but toward the end of that, in the early '90s, people… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
The biggest similarity between me and my character is that we've both played clubs for 20 years. In real life, the clubs… — Vonda Shepard Copy Share Image
The most pleasure any manager can get is seeing everyday boys joining the Club as youngsters and growing into men and giving… — Jock Stein Copy Share Image
I go to clubs and if I notice the DJs are playing the records faster, then I'll push the beats a little… — Jermaine Dupri Copy Share Image
What I love about '80s rock music is the amazing, fantastic melodies. In pop music, it's all about the techno beat to… — Julianne Hough Copy Share Image
Next-door a baker's apprentice with his wife, an employee in a printing-shop, she has inflammation of the ovaries. Wonder what those two… — Alfred Doblin Copy Share Image
If you buy a Cartier ring you want people to know it is a Cartier ring or a diamond, or a piece… — Riccardo Tisci Copy Share Image
I always thought the women of my age group got short shrift because the women's liberation movement came slightly after. You look… — Kevin Starr Copy Share Image
Mostly you don't want to make people feel bad because they carry that with them for the rest of their lives. I've… — Jackee Harry Copy Share Image
“If you have ever seen a dragon in a pinch, you will realize that this was only poetical exaggeration applied to any… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nobody's cooler than my two girls. They just seem to take whatever comes with, you know - happiness and - steadiness. And… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
What is missing in a lot of urban music is perspective. You hear a lot of regurgitated perspective. It's a lot of:… — Miguel Copy Share Image
I knew I wanted to be in comedy but the path of least resistance was doing stand-up in folk music clubs where… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
That depends. You’ve got to define ‘party girl.’ If you mean I’m a walking good time, then hells yeah. But I’m not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I assume my stance, and take back the club, low, slowly; at the top, my eyes fog over, and my joints dip… — John Updike Copy Share Image
I do love live performing, but I'm not a stand-up naturally, and I don't like the lifestyle of working just in the… — Amy Hoggart Copy Share Image
I've done everything. Selling door-to-door fire extinguishers... In bars, I used to repair those machines that have 10 different buttons on them… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
People yearn to be in one of the best--a combat marine regiment, an elite college, the executive committee of a company, a… — E. O. Wilson Copy Share Image
It used to be that in comedy you had to play the clubs and work your way up, but now, before you… — Trevor Moore Copy Share Image
Even in my side of the world, I've been in publishing for what, 25 or 26 years, and it's gone from being… — Iain Banks Copy Share Image
My mum was never strict. I was allowed to go out to clubs underage, watch TV, listen to whatever music I wanted… — Kelly Brook Copy Share Image
I had a temper when I played junior golf and had my clubs taken away for slamming them on the ground. I… — Matt Kuchar Copy Share Image
He was the captain of the chess club and an A-plus student.” – Nick “Why would anyone think he’s a demon?” –… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Every Southerner, I think, knows people like Bill Clinton, maybe not quite as smart and maybe not quite as liberal, but kind… — John Shelton Reed Copy Share Image
The Homebrew Computer Club was the highlight of my life. I was too shy to ever talk in the club meeting, but… — Steve Wozniak Copy Share Image
If I left I would feel a deserter - like the guy who walks away from the army once there is a… — Arsene Wenger Copy Share Image
It's funny shooting movies because you get to see clubs during daylight hours, which no one should ever see - it's not… — Gillian Jacobs Copy Share Image
TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
The last two years, nationals have been close to home for me, so I've had big family support from friends and club… — Alaine Chartrand Copy Share Image
To clean your face thoroughly, even do a scrub, and let it sit and make sure your pores are clean before you… — Sasha Pieterse Copy Share Image
What does Arsenal mean? It means class. The structure of the Club, everything has a classy feel about it. It isn't always… — Charlie Nicholas Copy Share Image
Playing music well is difficult, yet the world has an abundance of fine performers. Explaining a little about music is easier, yet… — Justin Davidson Copy Share Image
Everything we play when we are growing up, is team related. In this game (of golf) you can find all the answers… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I worked at comedy clubs - if I can use the term 'work' - for several years. I middled at one point.… — Bill Nye Copy Share Image
Rumer Willis was having a great time at the opening of a club when her twin walked in, also known as her… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Football is based on desperation. All clubs are desperate in one form or another - desperate to succeed, desperate to survive, desperate… — Simon Barnes Copy Share Image
I don't do Jewish stuff because I don't want people to be left out. If I mention the Torah in Alabama, it's… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
