If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
You were the one who picked up the broken pieces and decided I was worth a shot.. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
“I have a theory that he’s not actually as stupid as he likes to act, because often he’ll play the stupidity card… — David Clawson Copy Share Image
So much time. So little to do. Wait a minute. Scratch that. Reverse it. Thank you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Look at people in your life as “practice.” The way you react to them allows you to see what you have to… — Susan Jeffers Copy Share Image
To speak ill of others is a dishonest way of praising ourselves. Nothing is often a good thing to say, and always… — Will Durant Copy Share Image
The quarrel is a very pretty quarrel as it stands - we should only spoil it by trying to explain it. — Richard Brinsley Sheridan Copy Share Image
Now Einstein was a very clever man, with us all his philosophies he shared, He gave us the theory of relativity, which… — Richard Digance Copy Share Image
“This is Nimrod, because of whose vile plan the world no longer speaks a single tongue.” — Dante Copy Share Image
This person called up and said, You've got to come and take this seminar. It will completely change your life in just… — Rick Fields Copy Share Image
I desire your love and I won't settle for anything less. You are the catalyst to the hope that beats within my… — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
Imagine how foolish you'd look if, like one clever salesman who once pitched to me, you tried to license your product to… — Kevin O'Leary Copy Share Image
This is total war. We are fighting a variety of enemies. There are lots of them out there. All this talk about… — John Pilger Copy Share Image
I'd rather get a good clean laugh with good material, than an easy laugh by swearing or shocking. That's not clever or… — Jim Dale Copy Share Image
Grass probably helped me as much as it hurt me. Especially as a performer. When you're high, it's easy to kid yourself… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
A narrative thread gives people permission to think about other things whilst being carried by its flow. It does not mean that… — Sally Potter Copy Share Image
We have learned to whittle the Eden Tree to the shape of a surplice peg, We have learned to bottle our parents… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
To be clever enough to get all the money, one must be stupid enough to want it. — GKChesterton Copy Share Image
You are your own catalyst, you are responsible for your own causes.. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
“Brilliance of the brain must be admired more than beauty of the body.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“A clever person solves a problem; a wise person uses Cosmic Ordering!” — Stephen Richards Copy Share Image
Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked pull. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Taking the easy road through life only brings you to a quicker end to it. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image