Let's make up for Cinco de Mayo being on a Saturday by starting our celebration on Wednesday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just curious if we can count my phoning you to bail me out of jail this Cinco de Mayo as my Mother's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's honor the bravery of Mexican soldiers this Cinco de Mayo by drunkenly devouring a Doritos-shelled taco. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please make sure photos of me from Cinco de Mayo are kept as concealed as photos of Bin Laden's death. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's avoid direct professional confrontations by putting severance checks in the office pinata. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today I'm making Hispanics more comfortable by peppering conversations with my feeble high school Spanish. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tonight I insist on eating authentic Mexican food while wearing a novelty sombrero. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It may be best to set aside the rest of May to apologize for what you're going to do this Cinco de… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember that Cinco de Mayo is an important celebration for Mexicans everywhere except almost all of Mexico. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This Cinco de Mayo, let's party like Mexican rock stars if they existed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I wished you a Happy Cinco de Mayo not knowing you're Dominican or Honduran or that that makes a difference. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's celebrate Uno, Dos, Tres, and Cuatro de Mayo just like it's Cinco de Mayo. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pretending to appreciate heartfelt mariachi songs may be the key to getting laid this Cinco de Mayo. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cinco de Mayo makes me long for a world in which all holidays are conveniently named after the dates on which they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's interrupt a week of unbridled American patriotism for a half-assed celebration of Mexico. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm celebrating Cinco de Mayo by puking tequila and gorditas on the side of a Taco Bell. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll hook up with you this Cinco de Mayo if you can refrain from calling me a hot tamale. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This Cinco de Mayo, let's teach Mexicans in Arizona how to look as white as possible while partying. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
