It kills me when people talk about California hedonism. Anybody who talks about California hedonism has never spent a Christmas in Sacramento. — Joan Didion Copy Share Image
“Christmas is a time of sharing, and joy and grace. There's no better time to entertain family and friends than now.” — Shelley Shepard Gray Copy Share Image
“Autumn is always a time of Fear and Greed and Hoarding for the winter coming on. Debt collectors are active on old… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
For me, hearing my voice is sometimes a little nauseating, especially at Christmas. — Johnny Mathis Copy Share Image
I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
No matter what else is going on, Christmas is my all-time favorite period in the year. It has a positive effect on… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
More and more people each year are going abroad for Christmas ... Fed up with the fact that commercial Christmas starts in… — M.C. Beaton Copy Share Image
We expect too much at Christmas. It's got to be magical. It's got to go right. Feasting. Fun. The perfect present. All… — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
Dad bought me a toy drum one Christmas and I eventually destroyed it. I wanted a real drum and he bought me… — Keith Thibodeaux Copy Share Image
Christmas is such a feel-good time of year, and despite what's going on, it's about love and it's about celebration and just… — Nick Lachey Copy Share Image
The magical dust of Christmas glittered on the cheeks of humanity ever so briefly, reminding us of what is worth having and… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
A woman spent all Christmas Day in a telephone box without ringing anyone. If someone comes to phone, she leaves the box,… — Jean Baudrillard Copy Share Image
“Truth, justice and the American way. The American way is: truth and justice maybe say hello in the hallway, send each other… — Don Winslow Copy Share Image
There is a lot to celebrate about that little Babe who was laid in a manger. Christians celebrate Christmas because they are… — Monica Johnson Copy Share Image
Thank you for not pressing charges for having your kids sit on my lap, and not charging me for the lap dances… — RevWingman Copy Share Image
I don't do Christmas, and I don't like weddings. I'm never like, 'I have to find a gift for this person.' It's… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
The truth is that our way of celebrating the Christmas season does spring from myriad cultures and sources, from St. Nicholas to… — Richard Roeper Copy Share Image
My roommates said they'd get me rims for christmas. And a CB Radio so I can talk to other car beds. — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image