I cant believe anybody would celebrate a holiday where a jolly prowler breaks into your house and leaves gifts. — Squidward Tentacles Copy Share Image
The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I can't wait for football games, hoodies, bonfires, Uggs, cuddling, s'mores, weekend parties, Halloween, & Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Be merry all, be merry all, With holly dress the festive hall; Prepare the song, the feast, the ball, To welcome merry… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“SANTA HAS A TUMOR IN HIS HEAD THE SIZE OF AN OLIVE. MAYBE IT WILL GO AWAY TOMORROW BUT I DON'T THINK… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As much as I love Christmas, there is something so gratifying about taking it all down and deep cleaning the house! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I get a little behind during Lent, but it comes out even at Christmas. — Frank Butler Copy Share Image
Well, you're expelling us aren't you?" said Ron. "Not today, Mr. Weasley." Snape looked as though Christmas had been canceled. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A lot of people on holiday get very intolerant of things that go wrong, but getting wound up about the plane being… — Deborah Meaden Copy Share Image
For me, Christmas was always about presents. As a child, we each had an allotted place in the sitting room for the… — Mel Giedroyc Copy Share Image
I always tape my Christmas show in advance. That way I can spend the season of joy and goodwill with my only… — Betty White Copy Share Image
My urge at Christmas time or Hanukkah-time or Kwanzaa-time is that people go to bookstores: that they walk around bookstores and look… — Michael Dirda Copy Share Image
For to us a child is born, to us a son is given; and the government shall be upon his shoulder, and… — Bible Copy Share Image
Leftists wage the war on Christmas using their traditional methods - government fiat and the court system. They never win voting, and… — Milo Yiannopoulos Copy Share Image
“Besides, I'm not going to tell you my whole autobiography or anything. I'll just tell you about this madman stuff that happened… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through… — Roy Blount, Jr Copy Share Image
Christmas is a big time of year for children and if I can help with that, then I want to do it.… — Emile Smith Rowe Copy Share Image
Whether it is a garden gnome, the sound of Bing Crosby launching into 'White Christmas', the blinking innocent eyes of Bambi or… — Roger Scruton Copy Share Image
No matter what, I always make it home for Christmas. I love to go to my Tennessee Mountain Home and invite all… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
“Yes, VIRGINIA, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that… — Francis Pharcellus Church Copy Share Image
Christmas...that magic blanket that wraps itself about us, that something so intangible that it is like a fragrance. It may weave a… — Augusta E Rundell Copy Share Image
The pattern of a newspaperman's life is like the plot of 'Black Beauty.' Sometimes he finds a kind master who gives him… — A. J. Liebling Copy Share Image
“Christmas is the spirit of giving without a thought of getting. It is happiness because we see joy in people. It is… — Thomas S. Monson Copy Share Image
The beauty of Christmas movies is that they make you feel like Christmas is actually the most wonderful time of the year.… — Sunny Singh Copy Share Image
