You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Struggling with my finances, nudging toward 50, I sometimes daydream about being happily married to a matching frugaholic husband in a matching… — Sandra Tsing Loh Copy Share Image
My family, as you can probably guess, was more into Christmas cookies and not so much the fruitcake. — Christina Tosi Copy Share Image
I wanted to get the guy who works next to me in the office something he really wants, but how do you… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
During Christmas time, on German television they show films with three or four episodes, and I quite like the feeling of waiting… — Volker Bertelmann Copy Share Image
“Look back upon winter with gratitude. Spring is the harvest of the darker months—everything you know starts to grow in darkness. Don't… — Faith Baldwin Copy Share Image
Our local department store had two Santas - one for regular kids and one for kids who wanted ten toys or less. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
'A Christmas Story' has become such a special part of the holiday season for so many families. — Peter Billingsley Copy Share Image
“That’s what I always wanted to know. Why would some fella be willing to do something generous for a kid he doesn’t… — Kenny Rogers Copy Share Image
“The other houses in the neighborhood had Christmas lights up and trees visible in their windows, but not Shae's. She and I… — Teresa Lo Copy Share Image
When I grew up, we always had our chickens, and we ate our eggs, and we ate our chickens. The family always… — Isabella Rossellini Copy Share Image
Christmas Day was special because everybody is watching at home. That's what I loved about Christmas Day because it shined the spotlight… — Magic Johnson Copy Share Image
“Like a great waterwheel, the liturgical year goes on relentlessly irrigating our souls, softening the ground of our hearts, nourishing the soil… — Joan D. Chittister Copy Share Image
For outlandish creatures like us, on our way to a heart, a brain, and courage, Bethlehem is not the end of our… — Frederick Buechner Copy Share Image
I beg people not to accept the seasonal ritual of well-timed charity on Christmas Eve. It's blasphemy. — Jonathan Kozol Copy Share Image
I can understand people simply fleeing the mountainous effort Christmas has become... but there are always a few saving graces and finally… — May Sarton Copy Share Image
Yes! I did [grow up on a Christmas Tree farm], so this is a good season for me. I was too young… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
“Happy Christmas" was their version of "Merry Christmas," and a better version, it seemed to him, for making merry was different from… — Michael D. O'Brien Copy Share Image
Then, when I got in the military, I used to host - even in high school - I hosted the talent shows,… — Gary Owens Copy Share Image
At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image