People tend to stay at home and eat a home-cooked meal. There are three days that are really slow for restaurants -… — Alan K. Simpson Copy Share Image
I like to think I'm like the guy who goes to the office Christmas party Friday night, insults some people, but still… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Oh my dear, forget your fear, Let all your dreams be clear, Never put tear, please hear, I want to tell one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is something about Christmas that requires a rug rat. Little kids make Christmas fun. I wonder if could rent one for… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
People are so nice to each other on holidays...especially at Christmas. Why don't people beat up each other at Christmas? Now that… — Klaus Nomi Copy Share Image
Giving is a really big thing around Christmas, as well it should be. Christmas is about giving, and it all stems from… — Monica Johnson Copy Share Image
When Christmas doesn't fit your expectations of what the perfect holiday should be, think about how Joseph and Mary probably didn't think… — Joel Osteen Copy Share Image
I love giving gifts and I love receiving them. I really like giving little kids extravagant gifts. You see their little faces… — Gina Gershon Copy Share Image
He went to church, and walked about the streets, and watched the people hurrying to and fro, and patted children on the… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, Did Santa get you that? Yes, replies the little girl. Well tell him… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What is the spirit of Christmas, you ask? Let me give you the answer in a true story... On a cold day… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
We are not asking everyone to do everything. We are simply asking all members to pray, knowing that if every member, young… — M. Russell Ballard Copy Share Image
On eluding conviction after mistrial: Why me? I am blessed. I can't complain. I am walking out the door. I am going… — John A. Gotti Copy Share Image
It's difficult but most of us haven't had much time off on Christmas Day. I've trained on Christmas Day for God knows… — Scott Sinclair Copy Share Image
I've been in elementary education for years and my belief is that Christmas pageants in schools are little more than conditioning kids… — Jack Bowman Copy Share Image
I'm glad that life isn't like a Christmas song, because if my friends and I were building a snowman and it suddenly… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
There were very few British black women on TV or in music when I was a teenager; when you're growing up, you… — Alesha Dixon Copy Share Image
"In all this world there is nothing so beautiful as a happy child," says good old Santa Claus; and if he had… — L. Frank Baum Copy Share Image
Tiny quails may not seem as impressive as a mammoth turkey, but there is something refreshing about a spread of individual birds… — Yotam Ottolenghi Copy Share Image
The unfortunate thing about working for yourself is that you have the worst boss in the world. I work every day of… — David Eddings Copy Share Image
I'm hoping to get a visit from the Ghost of Christmas Future tonight. Maybe he can give me the winning lottery ticket… — Baker Buddy Copy Share Image
Since I was 15 years old I've never been able to spend Christmas, Halloween or Thanksgiving (with friends and family). This was… — Brendan Shanahan Copy Share Image
When I was a kid and Christmas was coming up, my dad would ask me what I wanted, and I always said… — Lewis Hamilton Copy Share Image
I celebrate everyone's religious holidays. if it's good enough for the righteous, it's good enough for the self-righteous, I always say. — Bette Midler Copy Share Image
May all troubles of your life vanish, all sorrows come to a happy end and you achieve everything that you wanted! Wish… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Last Christmas they sat beside the hearths Secure, together, cracking roast chestnuts Or stale jokes about holies and ivies As red wines… — Jack Mapanje Copy Share Image
In the kitchen I just do all the normal stuff - roast dinners - Christmas dinner is probably my signature dish. Nothing… — Rob Beckett Copy Share Image
I grew up believing in Santa Claus, and we still treat our house at Christmas with a huge reverence for that belief… — Mary Steenburgen Copy Share Image
Correction:Christmas trees don't grow on trees;they need rainbows,lumberjacks,and Leprechauns on unicorns playing jock jams on glockenspiels. — Ryan Ross Copy Share Image
For me growing up, Christmas time was always the most fantastic, exciting time of year, and you'd stay up until three in… — Chris Pine Copy Share Image
My grandmother adopted me for a while, and I was bouncing around a bit. I was always helped by the PTA and… — Bobby Bones Copy Share Image
I think holiday spirit can mean many things and I think holiday spirit is just sort of your state of happiness during… — Noah Galvin Copy Share Image
Awkward psht, fumble a 6 year olds new toy at the family Christmas party for 15 minutes to get it to work,… — Trim1man Copy Share Image
May your Christmas sparkle with moments of love,laughter & goodwill,& may the year ahead be full of contentment and joy.Have a Merry… — Kylee Copy Share Image
I picked up the guitar at 12 yrs old - basically, my mother and father bought it for me for Christmas. I… — Greg Lake Copy Share Image
As we rejoice and celebrate this wonderful season of Christmas, let us not forget to thank baby Jesus for coming into our… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A scientist said, making a plea for exchange scholarships between nations, "The best way to send an idea is to wrap it… — Halford Luccock Copy Share Image
“Ramirez and I wanted to spend our first Christmas Eve together with just a nice, romantic, quiet evening at home.” “I never… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“I had read that more people committed suicide on Christmas Eve and on Christmas Day than at any other time. The holiday… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags. Maybe Christmas doesn't come from the store.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
