Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling… — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
Cause Jesus I do think did exist, and he was, I think, a guy who had interesting ideas in the Gandhi-type area,… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do,… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
In Australia...they celebrate Easter the same...by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit...left chocolate eggs in the night — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs. — Caroline Rhea Copy Share Image
