Life is not like a box of chocolates unless there's a few turds in the box. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“It was so dark, it was almost black and it melted on her tongue into an ancient flavor of seed pod, earth,… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
Growing up in D.C. there are so many different types of educational and professional levels. They call D.C. 'Chocolate City' but just… — Laz Alonso Copy Share Image
Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and… — Chetan Bhagat Copy Share Image
I can't cook, at all. I would not know how to make coffee. I took cooking classes, so I know how to… — Barbra Streisand Copy Share Image
What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. — Katharine Hepburn Copy Share Image
The world won’t get more or less terrible if we’re indoors somewhere with a mug of hot chocolate,’ Kim said. ‘Though it’s… — Kamila Shamsie Copy Share Image
Miss America was always white. All the beautiful brown women in America, beautiful sun tans, beautiful shapes, all types of complexions, but… — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
A kiss about apple pie a la mode with the vanilla creaminess melting in the pie heat. A kiss about chocolate, when… — Francesca Lia Block Copy Share Image
Well, I like chocolate stuff; I don't like any of that other gross sugary candy. — Cam Gigandet Copy Share Image
Chocolate Kinder from Germany. My wife is from Germany and once I tasted them I was scared I would have to fight… — Erislandy Lara Copy Share Image
Every day I try to do some small thing connected to writing. Or I'll station myself at a café and try to… — Diana Abu-Jaber Copy Share Image
Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. — Joanne Harris Copy Share Image
L.A. is cool because its still got the beaches and stuff like Sydney. But I can't get Tim Tams. They're, like, these… — Keiynan Lonsdale Copy Share Image
Let's say I am a chocoholic and I eat tons of chocolate a day. A hundred thousands of tons a day. I… — Charles Koch Copy Share Image
He showed the words “chocolate cake” to a group of Americans and recorded their word associations. “Guilt” was the top response. If… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
Art without emotion its like chocolate cake without sugar. It makes you gag. — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
I love chocolate, and I love to shop - just give me a good boutique. I like mall scenarios, too, because there's… — Carrie Underwood Copy Share Image
A lie, as you probably know, has a taste all its own. Blocky and bitter and never quite right, like when you… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“It’s hard not to smile when you’re going eyeball to eyeball with a frosted chocolate cupcake.” — Shannon Wiersbitzky Copy Share Image
Never have I experienced a serenity and sweetness of disposition as with my Chocolate Lab. — Mortimer Zuckerman Copy Share Image
I love chocolate cake. I'm French. I also love cheese and bread, so I could just live on that. But I can't… — Maryse Mizanin Copy Share Image
I like to eat chocolate and pizza - that's my vice! - just like everyone else, but if I do it I… — Cara Castronuova Copy Share Image