He was kind of a fringe NFL guy. Some people think in the right situation he might have stuck for a bunch… — Pat Sperduto Copy Share Image
Chicken,' Josie said. 'Have you ever been in love?' Peter looked at Josie, and thought of how they had once tied a… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French, surprised everybody. It was a Chinese restaurant. I said to this… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I was not so comfortable with my new authority that I could say 'We eat the chicken now!' but the magus had… — Megan Whalen Turner Copy Share Image
I said, "I'll take the T-bone steak." A soft voice mooed, "Oh wow." And I looked up and realized The waitress was… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
I want you to know, chickens aren’t sexy. Not to me.” This was met with silence. “Are you there?” She was slurring… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Chicken is good and never stop eating you will look like me and you will have hair like me and sing like… — Justin Bieber Copy Share Image
Miami, which has already aired, has this wonderful blend of Caribbean culture and Latin American culture and Southern American culture (talking about… — Padma Lakshmi Copy Share Image
My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
They've made it a felon to drive from Florida to Louisiana with any fighting birds, so I've had to get rid of… — Roy Jones Jr Copy Share Image
Miss Piggy and Chicken Little may rest easy, but gay people in Florida and California can no longer get married. — Samantha Ronson Copy Share Image
One day we'll have a system that includes the rights of the people to make money and keep it, rather than a… — Stuart Wilde Copy Share Image
You are such a chicken. Bock. Bock. Bock." He refused to allow her very bad chicken impression to ruffle his feathers. He… — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
Cruelty is cruelty, whether it's cruelty to children, to the elderly, to dogs and cats, or to chickens. — Russell Simmons Copy Share Image
What's the inside of a shark smell like? I always thought it would smell like chicken. — Judd Hirsch Copy Share Image
Used to move so much, every time the chickens saw the team put in the wagon, they'd lie down on their backs… — Mary Roberts Rinehart Copy Share Image
I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. And chicken. But not fish 'cause that's disgusting! How do you… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
You never realize how much your mother loves you till you explore the attic - and find every letter you ever sent… — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
Secret to what?" "Secret to shutting you up," he said. "I just have to beat you till you're half-dead, then give you… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
My first policy move would be to try to get a conversation going in the US about what people stand for and… — Paul R. Ehrlich Copy Share Image
