Chickens Quotes · Page 41

You can't put feathers on a dog and call it a chicken!

— Phil McGraw

“Maatsuyker, the wild island south of Tasmania where it rained most days of the year and the chickens blew into the sea…

— M.L. Stedman

It's better to be the head of a chicken than the tail of a cow.

— Stan Shih

Curses are like young chickens, theyalways come home to roost.

— Robert Southey

Am I eating chicken or tuna?

— Jessica Simpson

[Heihei] is stupidest chicken on planet Earth and mascot.

— Alan Tudyk

The idea of the chickens with the multiple breasts and thighs came from an urban legend that some fast-food places had developed…

— Margaret Atwood

I'm pretty much a vegetarian, but I do eat fish and sometimes chicken

— Nastassja Kinski

Free Agents' was an awesome experience. I never play the glam girl in anything, so that was a new experience. I would…

— Kathryn Hahn

I've heard a lot of crack stories. I heard a RZA crack story, up close and personal, over a platter of 100…

— Vince Staples

I can't really cook, but the first dish I ever made was for my girlfriend, Eleanor. I made chicken breast wrapped in…

— Louis Tomlinson

[On Los Angeles:] This city is a hundred years old but try and find some trace of its history. Every culture is…

— Anne Finger

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

— Anonymous

It turns out I have clinical schizophrenia. The unborn chicken voices were telling me to kill my family.

— Thom Yorke

We shall escape the absurdity of growing a whole chicken in order to eat the breast or wing, by growing these parts…

— Winston Churchill

If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately.

— Thom Yorke

My mother had a sewing machine. I was never allowed to use it, but I was so fascinated by this little needle…

— Philip Treacy

Rickey got a big ranch. Rickey got a big bull. Rickey got horses. Rickey got chickens and everything. And Rickey got a…

— Rickey Henderson

Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken. Sex is more than an act of pleasure, its' the ability…

— Joanne Woodward

It's a chicken-and-egg thing. You could send cards to everyone in San Francisco, but if the merchants don't have the terminals, what's…

— David Robertson

They're real strong magic, they make you have good luck. Not like fried chicken when you're not lookin' for it, but things…

— Harper Lee

I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones...and…

— Si Robertson

I'd be sent down South in summertime to work with my grandmother in the field and working with cattle, chickens, beans and…

— Rob Morgan

I said, 'Don, what's sustainable about feeding chicken to fish?'

— Dan Barber