We are America's Great Lakes people, her freshwater people, not an oceanic but a continental people. Whenever I swim in an ocean,… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
You ever taste some damn chicken so horrible, that you wished the chicken would show up at your house and show your… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
I had to make my body fit like Bruce Lee. I trained for eight months, five days a week, eight hours a… — Rain Copy Share Image
So, I'm on 'Sesame Street,' walking around with all these monsters, Elmo and his buddies, a whole bunch of chickens, a whole… — Feist Copy Share Image
I eat fish and love bacon. Plus, I don't mind if soups are made with chicken or beef stock, I just don't… — Lisa Loeb Copy Share Image
Purchase items that can be made into several meals, like a whole roasted chicken, or bag of sweet potatoes, and shop the… — Cat Cora Copy Share Image
The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
My parents taught me to be optimistic and independent. They made me feel that I could do anything I set my mind… — Verne Troyer Copy Share Image
The best way to execute French cooking is to get good and loaded and whack the hell out of a chicken. — Julia Child Copy Share Image
If you want a chicken to be a duck, and a duck to be a chicken, you will suffer. — Ajahn Chah Copy Share Image
Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
“They are angry with me, because I know what I am." Said the little eagle. "How do you know that they are… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
I'm not Mother Teresa. But I'm not Frank Bough, either. I am getting older and a bit more sensible. I'm not going… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
The author O. Henry taught me about the value of the unexpected. He once wrote about the noise of flowers and the… — Chuck Jones Copy Share Image
The factory farm is . . . an obvious moral evil so sickening and horrendous. . . All this so we can… — Matthew Scully Copy Share Image
[My favorite dish to cook] is fried chicken, and by the way I'm good at it, too. I make really good fried… — Condoleezza Rice Copy Share Image
The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
My parents made no money whatsoever, but they really knew how to see, as artists. So a big adventure might be, on… — Ali MacGraw Copy Share Image
Suppose I grant that pigs and dogs are self-aware to some degree, and do have thoughts about things in the future. That… — Peter Singer Copy Share Image
Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken. — Alexandra Guarnaschelli Copy Share Image