“Cheech and Chong Vs. HAL "I can't do that Dave." "Dave's not here, man" "That does not compute. Dave" "No man, Dave isn't here!!" ..."I'm sorry Dave but that is incorrect" "No man, Dave's not here!!" "Daisy, daisy,.... I'm self… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“They kept yelling at me to pay attention during school, since education hasn't panned out for me can I get a refund, or at… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“When I was little and my mom got mad at me she would always say, "You know you can be replaced". I have often… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“If I have multiple personalities will I taste better to a zombie, or is the effort simply wasted? I've talked it over with myself,… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“If I have a pocket fun of rainbows am I an optimist, or a guy with wet pants and really large pockets?” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Yesterday I fell completely off the face of the earth Contemplating life, light and love in the darkness of the void Strangely it was… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Cheech and Chong Vs. HAL "I can't do that Dave." "Dave's not here, man" "That does not compute. Dave" "No man, Dave isn't here!!"… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“They say you don't know what you don't know until you know that you don't know it.” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“I flunked out of mime school. I could never hear what the instructor was saying!!!” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Has anybody ever written a horror pop-up book? The center of the book pops up and opens the gate to the elder gods. Of… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
