I've got to stop getting obsessed with human beings and fall in love with a chair. Chairs have everything human beings have… — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
I remember on page one of The New York Times the article about Fred Leuchter. The heading was "Can Capital Punishment Be… — Errol Morris Copy Share Image
Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
If you really want to torture me, sit me in a room strapped to a chair and put Mariah Carey's records on. — Cameron Diaz Copy Share Image
I quite like it to be risky. I'm not ready to sit down in a chair with my name on it yet.… — Damien Hirst Copy Share Image
I've never used my weight to get a laugh. That is, used my size as the subject for humor. You never saw… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've never stayed at a bed and breakfast. If I did, I figure you would start to get hungry! "Is that all… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
… in the relentless and meaningless manner one searches for something in a nightmare, coming on doors that won’t open or drawers… — Anne Rice Copy Share Image
She fitted into my biggest arm-chair as if it had been built round her by someone who knew they were wearing arm-chairs… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Haven't you felt a peculiar sort of worry about the chair in your living room that no one sits in? — Nicholson Baker Copy Share Image
You know I could have stayed in my comfortable chair in South Wales having the first Welsh team that got promoted and… — Brendan Copy Share Image
I like to shoot scenes where I can see the beginning, middle and end of the entire scene. But, when you edit… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
Most terrors are but spectral illusions. Only have the courage of the man who could walk up to his spectre seated in… — Arthur Helps Copy Share Image
I remember swallowing my tooth up in a high chair, but I definitely don't remember the first time I played bass. It… — Stephen Bruner Copy Share Image
The chairs [in Congress] are part of the "Gang of Eight." They get briefed on every covert-action program and everything like that.… — Edward Snowden Copy Share Image
When the chairman introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal alien, I got up from my chair and yelled, "What's the… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
When I was in elementary school, we had the kid who threw chairs, the kid who stuttered, and the kid who went… — Bill Simmons Copy Share Image
A normal adolescent is so restless and twitchy and awkward that he can mange to injure his knee--not playing soccer, not playing… — Judith Viorst Copy Share Image
...that left Francesca to slink into the chair opposite us. My feeling of superiority was short-lived, however, when she settled herself down… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
I am very much out of my element here. There are moments, listening to the conversations going on around me, when I… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
I appreciate a slight yield, lightness of weight, some motion if possible, because in moving about, the human body determines... the comfort… — Harry Bertoia Copy Share Image
I quite like antiques. I like things that are old and the history they bring with them. I would rather fly to… — Walton Goggins Copy Share Image
As I was sitting in my chair, I knew the bottom wasn't there, Nor legs nor back, but I just sat, Ignoring… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Carolyn Maloney has extensive - she's shown over and over again her creativity, her determination, her tenacity in fighting for women's rights.… — Eleanor Smeal Copy Share Image