Chair Quote by Anonymous

When I am ever in any situation that's getting too heavy, I lighten it up with humor.

— Kelly Carlin-McCall

I divorce myself from listeners who aren't tolerant of humor. I did notice universally that, especially when it comes to weight, people look in…

— Ben Folds

I hope in my lifetime we can all continue to laugh at ourselves and not put down anyone for what they weigh.

— Richard Simmons

My jokes aren't predicated on my weight that much. I talk about it some, but it's definitely not the focus, so I don't feel…

— Ralphie May

My mother is an incredibly beautiful woman who has laughed at every single thing my father's ever said. At a young age, my brother…

— Seth Meyers

I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on…

— Paula Poundstone

I'm looking for laughs, you know? If it take me to flip over a table, if I have to go physical comedy, I will…

— Bernie Mac

To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!

— Charlie Chaplin

Our own peculiar human condition is that we are as fit to be laughed at as able to laugh.

— Michel de Montaigne

You got to pay your dues to get the joke. Besides, laughter is cheap and very portable. If there's a pogrom, or they're blaming…

— Lenny Bruce

None of my comedy depended on looks. I never did tons of fat jokes.

— Lisa Lampanelli

While growing u,p I was the fattest girl in the class, and my name was Twinkle, so if I didn't learn to laugh at…

— Twinkle Khanna