People are marvelous in their generosity, if they just know the cause is there. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If any of us had a child that we thought was as bad as we know we are, we would have cause… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Nobody wants his cause near as bad as he wants to talk about his cause. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Parades should be classed as a Nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison. They stop more work, inconvenience… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Well, another senator rose and said {as they always do} 'Does the gentleman yield?' They always say that - least they call… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You know, a Communist's whole life work is based on complaint of how everything is done.... So if they ever get their… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It ain't so much what a man doesn't know that causes him so many problems, but what he knows that ain't so. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
