Cats Quotes · Page 32

Kittens are so messy and sometimes require several feedings a day.

— Beth Ostrosky Stern

A cat cares for you only as a source of food, security and a place in the sun.

— Charles Horton Cooley

“Roen said, "I can't quit. I have rent, and a cat to support.”

— Wesley Chu

I’m a cat. We aren’t required to make sense.

— Anonymous

Teacher: name four member of the cat family/ pupil:dady cat;momy cat;and two kittens :D

— Anonymous

“He’s my cat! Or I’m his human. Whatever. C’mon, Aunt Marge,”

— Shannon Hill

The me on '8 Out Of 10 Cats' is the side I'd show to my mates.

— Rachel Riley

“Daniel’s natural, understated happiness, like the happiness of cats,”

— Isabel Allende

Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.

— Robert A. Heinlein

Apparently, cats are very, very curious and have a mysterious power that draws people to them.

— Emma Corrin

You can't pussyfoot around. When you're talking to lions, you can't meow like a pussycat.

— Ice Cube

Big deal... the only cats that don't have three legs are the ones with two through zero legs.

— Doug Benson

Old maids claw as cats do. They not only inflict wounds but experience pleasure in doing so. Nor will they fail to…

— Honore de Balzac

I ruefully admit that if the cat is asleep in my chair - which she regards as hers, of course - I…

— Guy Gavriel Kay

I'm a cat whisperer. When I go to people's houses, their cats always like me better than the owners.

— Cory Monteith

I'm not scared of it... I feel that I am a cat lady, I'm a little bit crazy because I love them…

— Beth Ostrosky Stern

“No two dogs are alike. And yet, all dogs have something in common that makes them dogs, and makes them different from…

— Oliver Markus Malloy

I was Jenny in 'Jenny and the School for Cats' when I was five years old. That was my first big break.…

— Maya Hawke

“what is it you have, or don't have, that you sit there completely self-contained, that you can sit and know . .…

— William Gaddis

I flung open the door. I got a momentary flash of about a hundred and fifteen cats of all sizes and colours…

— Anonymous

It's curious that throughout our history together, with no apparent effort, people have been able to think of the cat simultaneously as…

— Barbara Holland

If a dog happens to catch a rabbit or another animal, it can very easily remove the hide. If a cat catches…

— Neal Barnard

“The presence of cats exercises such a magic influence upon highly organized men of intellect. This is why these long-tailed Graces of…

— Leopold von Sacher-Masoch

I have never understood, for example, how come a child can climb up on the roof, scale the TV antenna, and rescue…

— Erma Bombeck

“But giving drugs to a cat is no joke, Kemp!”

— H.G. Wells

“My cat is an ungrateful brat. -Nellie McKay”

— Larry Smith

Holding up my purring cat to the moon. I sighed.

— Jack Kerouac

We love cats more than we love women [with Marilyn Manson].

— Billy Corgan

Of all our sunny world, i wish only for a garden sofa where a cat is sunning itself

— Edith Södergran

Trying to clean and caring around a cat that want stay down so I fixed it

— Rose Starr

When it comes to the great either/or of pet ownership, I am definitely a cat person.

— Susanna Reid

To respect the cat is the beginning of the aesthetic sense.

— Erasmus Darwin

“Yawn. String-on-a-stick. Fine. I'll come out and chase it to make you happy.”

— Lee Wardlaw

“A cat, as I keep on saying, is also a cat for a’ that,”

— Sōseki Natsume

Cats know everything there is to know about meditation.

— Veronique Vienne

We're cat people now, it's all down hill from here. -Phil

— Duck Dynasty

The last thing I would accuse a cat of is innocence.

— Edward Graham Paley

A cat's idea of a 'good time' is to kill something.

— Andy Rooney

Who knows what goes on in the mind of a cat?

— Julie Kagawa

I like dogs, but I have more respect for cats.

— Jake M. Johnson