Cat Quotes · Page 40

Two cats can live as cheaply as one, and their owner has twice as much fun

— Lloyd Alexander

Trying to coach kindergarteners in soccer is like trying to herd cats.

— Mark R. Woodward

... she, that will with kittens jest, Should bear a kitten's joke.

— William Cowper

Of all animals, he alone attains to the Contemplative Life.

— Andrew Lang

Knowledge is Power. Ignorance is Bliss. But curiosity—even if it had killed the cat—is king.

— Kim Harrison

Never ask a hungry cat whether he loves you for yourself alone.

— Louis J. Camuti

In a burning building I would save a cat before a Rembrandt.

— Alberto Giacometti

Sleepwalking?" "Nightmare?" "Homicidal psycho jungle cat!

— Bill Watterson

He [the cat] wound himself around her legs, purring the purr of ardent desire like a kettle coming to a boil and…

— May Sarton

Being a child is horrible. It is slightly better than being a tree or a piece of heavy machinery but not half…

— Julie Burchill

My dog and two cats are such a vital part of my life. To say that I am their owner doesn't reflect…

— Tiffani Thiessen

Look," I whisper to Cat, "Shooting star! That's good luck." She rolls her eyes. "It's a plane, you idiot," she says, and…

— Cathy Cassidy

I'm sure you agree that animals should not be abused - whether they're cats or dogs or chickens - and that stopping…

— Pamela Anderson

But Obama is a cool cat. We've seen that before: when he suffered reverses he didn't react immediately. He took a couple…

— Michael Fullilove

It's always good to be recognized being the best new cat and then when I hold down my position and stay in…

— Wiz Khalifa

I write so much because my cat sits on my lap. She purrs so I don't want to get up. She's so…

— Joyce Carol Oates

Give your dog or cat respect, patience, understanding and love. And if you just change to one vegetarian day a week, that's…

— Ingrid Newkirk

What have you done to my cat?" Magnus demanded... "You drank his blood, didn't you? You said you weren't hungry!" Simon was…

— Cassandra Clare

Lightnin' Hopkins was something of a fixture on the Houston coffee house scene so we were witness to eccentric blues brilliance close…

— Billy Gibbons

Mexico admits you through an arched stone orifice into the tree-filled courtyard of its heart, where a dog pisses against a wall…

— Barbara Kingsolver

I certainly believe that we have a moral obligation to care for the dogs, cats, and other nonhumans whose existence we have…

— Gary L. Francione

I held out the painting of the cat and the snake. “It’s a cat and a snake,” Thoth said. Thank you, god…

— Rick Riordan

I don't know if you remember me, but I used to work here in the factory." Were you one of those despicable…

— Johnny Depp

If we fail to realize our full potential as human beings, we live more on an animalistic level. This is fine for…

— Anonymous

Cats sleep Anywhere, Any table, Any chair, Top of piano, Window-ledge, In the middle, On the edge.

— Eleanor Farjeon

You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.

— Wesley Snipes

You use to ride on the chrome horse with your diplomat, who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat.

— Bob Dylan

Really, The smart thing to do was to stop dating and get a cat.

— Jennifer Crusie

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

— Oliver Herford

One day I was counting the cats and I absent-mindedly counted myself.

— Bobbie Ann Mason

“My queen, his thoughts said reverently. My ass, I didn’t reply out loud.”

— Jeaniene Frost

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

— Anonymous

A pharaoh's profile, a Krishna's grace, tail like a question mark.

— Louis MacNeice

Black cat or white cat: If it can catch mice, it's a good cat

— Deng Xiaoping

Clark Gregg is so cool. He's a pretty cool cat. People are drawn to him.

— Maurissa Tancharoen

These aren't my thoughts, they're my cat walking on the keyboard.

— Anonymous

Live life to the fullest. It's too bad we're not cats...we only have one life.

— Nick Carter

Cats at firesides live luxuriously and are the picture of comfort.

— Leigh Hunt

I auditioned for 'Cats' - I didn't sing but I was able to cough up a hairball.

— Stephanie Miller

If you, Like me, Were made of fur, And sun warmed you, Like me, You'd purr.

— Karla Kuskin