A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'. — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
“The world would probably be better if people were put in carriers and cats roamed free.” — Mary Matthews Copy Share Image
They say cats have nine lives. I've had 12 already and I don't know how many more I'll have. — Gordon Ramsay Copy Share Image
...you never possess a cat; you are allowed to be in a cat's life, which, of course, is a privilege. — Beryl Reid Copy Share Image
What do I care about the purring of one who cannot love, like the cat? — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
The trouble with sharing one's bed with cats is that they'd rather sleep on you than beside you. — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
Sleep sweetly in the fields of asphodel, and waken, as of old, to stretch thy languid length, and purr thy soft contentment… — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
We've got eight dogs, a cat, a turtle, kids... yeah we have a lot of dogs. It's a lot of fur, it's… — Ayda Field Copy Share Image
The NAACP is a wonderful organization . . . But do you realize if tomorrow morning we had complete integration, all them… — Dick Gregory Copy Share Image
Cats don't fight for their rights; they take them for granted. They have a right to be fed, watered, stroked on demand… — Lilian Jackson Braun Copy Share Image
This is not my Clan. Not any longer. ThunderClan is led by a kittypet, and there's nothing left to fight for. I… — Erin Hunter Copy Share Image
In my perfect world order, it is cold all the time. Everyone wears sweaters and drinks coffee. People don't speak to each… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
Manitoba... Not sure what to do about them. Restock the province with megafauna and encourage tourism, I think. How quickly can we… — James Nicoll Copy Share Image
“There was once a tiger-striped cat. This cat died a million deaths, and lived a million lives, and in those lives, various… — Keiko Nobumoto Copy Share Image
People said I was a leader. Here's the kind of leader I was. I made sure toilets were clean. I made sure… — Charles Manson Copy Share Image
The events inspired characters that truly existed, as well as fictitious people I had to invent. Sometimes the harsh reality was too… — Christian Carion Copy Share Image
His mother called such people ignorant and superstitious, but his father only shook his head slowly and puffed his pipe and said… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Damn flowers. Nice kids, the ones who skated out and gave us them. But the flowers, the stem fell off. I stepped… — Phil Esposito Copy Share Image
Nastassja Kinski is a sweetie. She's very quiet. But smart. I hung out with her mother more than Nastassja. I think Nastassja… — John Heard Copy Share Image
Redd turned to her assassins. "What is it I always say?" The Cat, Sacrenoir, and the others bandied uncertain glances about. "Don’t… — Frank Beddor Copy Share Image
“Pleasure is wild and sweet. She likes purple flowers. She loves the sun and the wind and the night sky. She carries… — J. Ruth Gendler Copy Share Image
I do have 14 tattoos, but I also do come home every single night and watch reality TV with my cat. — Lea Michele Copy Share Image
I think I've had a few lives already. I know I feel sometimes that I'm maybe like a cat. — Laird Hamilton Copy Share Image
Cats love one so much - more than they will allow. But they have so much wisdom they keep it to themselves. — Mary Eleanor Wilkins Freeman Copy Share Image
The cat is the only animal which accepts the comforts but rejects the bondage of domesticity. — Georges-Louis Leclerc, Comte de Buffon Copy Share Image
A house without a cat is like a day without sunshine, a pie without fromage, a dinner without wine. — Julia Child Copy Share Image
“Cats are great teachers! Their teaching is very simple: You are too busy with life; give time to yourself!” — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
My relationship with cats has saved me from a deadly and pervasive ignorance. — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
No matter how tired or wretched I am, a pussycat sitting in a doorway can divert my mind. — Mary Eleanor Wilkins Freeman Copy Share Image
Cats virtually always underestimate human intelligence just as we, perhaps, underestimate theirs. — Roger Caras Copy Share Image
I have my favorite cat, who is my paperweight, on my desk while I am writing. — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
It took me a while to process myself as a cat - it's not something you see every day. — Francesca Hayward Copy Share Image
