Cat Quotes · Page 39

Just like an alley in New York -like every alley in the world, apparently- it smelled like cat pee.

— Cassandra Clare

You really can't take a cat and turn it into a dog, or try and get lemons off an apple tree, or…

— Diane Lane

Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.

— Robert Jordan

I have a cat, the pet that ranks just above a throw pillow in terms of required responsibility.

— Anna Quindlen

My husband said it was him or the cat...I miss him sometimes.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

— Ogden Nash

If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.

— Greg Behrendt

I have three dogs, a cat, fish. I'm a huge animal lover. They're amazing.

— Willow Shields

There is a cunning which we in England call "the turning of the cat" in the pan; which is, when that which…

— Francis Bacon

This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stairs and slipped, and pretended like it didn't happen.

— Jayma Mays

Ragnor and Catarina both begged him to give the instrument up. Random strangers on the street begged him to give the instrument…

— Cassandra Clare

In regard to tenacity of life, no old yellow cat has anything on a prejudice. You may kill it with your own…

— Nellie L. McClung

I love dogs. I think dogs are way smarter. Maybe I can be the dog spokesman for the rock world. There are…

— King Tuff

He wasn't that good looking, he had the social skills of a wet cat and the patience of a caffeinated hummingbird

— Karen Chance

People who wish to salute the free and independent side of their evolutionary character acquire cats. People who wish to pay homage…

— Anna Quindlen

He will kill mice and he will be kind to babies...but when the moon gets up and the night comes, he is…

— Rudyard Kipling

We recognize caste in dogs because we rank ourselves by the familiar dog system, a ladderlike social arrangement wherein one individual outranks…

— Elizabeth Marshall Thomas

Someone who can search for something is happy. Searching gives a meaning to life. Nowadays it’s not so easy to find something…

— Anonymous

A flight from London carrying the artist we all used to know as Cat Stevens, now known as Yusuf Islam, was forced…

— Cat Stevens

But worse things were about to be found in the bedroom: on the jeweller’s wife’s ottoman, in a casual pose, sprawled a…

— Mikhail Bulgakov

I caught Bast’s arm when she was a few steps from the bank. “Stay away from the water.” She frowned. “Carter, I’m…

— Rick Riordan

Last of all came the cat, who looked round, as usual, for the warmest place, and finally squeezed herself in between Boxer…

— George Orwell

“I am thirsty, and very susceptible to flattery... you could talk me into anything..." "So much for fighting the good fight," I…

— Jeaniene Frost

I used to come down from New Rochelle and go to Radio City. They'd have a floor show and a movie. I'm…

— Vincent Pastore

But I killed you,” Alyss said. “Did you?” Red turned to The Cat. “Why wasn’t I informed?

— Frank Beddor

One reason that cats are happier than people is that they have no newspapers.

— Gwendolyn Brooks

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.

— Bill Dana

There is nothing so lowering to one's self-esteem as the affectionate contempt of a beloved cat.

— Monica Edwards

All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats.

— Steven Wright

You're a medicine cat. I understand what that means now. StarClan go with you, Leafpool. I'll never forget you.

— Erin Hunter

Just because a cat has kittens in the oven, that doesn't make them biscuits.

— Malcolm X

I challenge you to a duel!” screamed the cat, sailing over their heads on the swinging chandelier.

— Mikhail Bulgakov

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

— Steven Wright

Cats aren't really friendly, they're just cozying up to the dominant life-form as a hedge against extinction.

— Jasper Fforde

Cats are peaceful and tranquil - they bring calmness with their serene personalities.

— Chris Evert

If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave.

— Theophile Gautier

People under seventy and over seven are very unreliable if they are not cats.

— Leonora Carrington

Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety-valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.

— Monica Edwards

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.

— Robert A. Heinlein

Ben Smith's quick-hit campaign 'scoops' are about as viral as cat videos. That fits with Buzzfeed.

— Nick Denton