There are a shitload of songs about being in love with someone who doesn't love you back and I talk about weed… — Bethany Cosentino Copy Share Image
It is good to be a cynic - it is better to be a contented cat - and it is best not… — H. P. Lovecraft Copy Share Image
My veins are filled, once a week with a Neapolitan carpet cleaner distilled from the Adriatic and I am as bald as… — John Cheever Copy Share Image
A cat won't curry favor even if it's in their best interests to do so. A cat can't be a hypocrite. If… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Unlike cats dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure out what they… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes. — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
When I was adopting my cat, I learned a lot about the dangers of buying animals. So adopting is an alternative for… — Quinta Brunson Copy Share Image
Cats are narcissistic. Their needs come before ours. They don't understand the word "No." They carry themselves with that aloof, arrogant sense… — Caroline Knapp Copy Share Image
Some exfoliates have rocks in them and it makes your skin really smooth, and cat litter is a good substitute. I haven't… — Nicole Polizzi Copy Share Image
Chris Brown is brilliant. That cat is crazy brilliant, and I wish him the best. — Anita Baker Copy Share Image
But then there was Hendrix, man. Jimi was really the last cat to freak me. Jimi was playing all the stuff I… — Terry Kath Copy Share Image
Man seems to be an animal whose capacity for lies is only equalled by his credulity; it does no good to let… — John Dos Passos Copy Share Image
The world has different owners at sunrise... Even your own garden does not belong to you. Rabbits and blackbirds have the lawns;… — Anne Morrow Lindbergh Copy Share Image
The family is on its way out; couples go next; then no more keeping cats or parrots. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
Let us be honest: most of us rather like our cats to have a streak of wickedness. I should not feel quite… — Beverley Nichols Copy Share Image
His mother called such people ignorant and superstitious, but his father only shook his head slowly and puffed his pipe and said… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real. — Grumpy Cat Copy Share Image
