Cat Quotes · Page 94

Dogs would make totally incompetent criminals. If you could somehow get a group of dogs to understand the concept of the Kennedy…

— Dave Barry

A meow massages the heart.

— Stuart McMillan

For as from the same piece of clay a potter may fashion either a pot or a tile, so the Devil may…

— Aino Kallas

Live life to the fullest. It's too bad we're not cats...we only have one life.

— Nick Carter

When it came time for me to give my talk on the subject, I started off by drawing an outline of the…

— Richard P. Feynman

A dog is like a liberal. He wants to please everybody. A cat really doesn't need to know that everybody loves him.

— William Kunstler

Please come to me, Cat, because there's no surviving you. You don't have to love me back. You don't have to be…

— Lisa Kleypas

We are often more merciful to our animals [cats] than we are to each other.

— P. D. James

You're like this leopard who's pretending to be a house cat.

— Holly Black

Trust me, it takes talent to converse with a cat

— Jacquelyn Frank

There are more ways of killing a cat than drowning it in butter; but this is the sort of thing (as the…

— J. L. Austin

I think it was the beginning of Mrs. Bond's unquestioning faith in me when she saw me quickly enveloping the cat till…

— James Herriot

The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs.

— Marva Collins

“You treat me as if I was a feeble Human who couldn't survive without your help, but I am a MASTER bloody…

— Jeaniene Frost

Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses.

— John Weitz

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back…

— Steven Wright

Most directors that I've worked with - I've worked with before, especially in Holland - and they know that I'm somebody who…

— Carice van Houten

Like a one eyed cat peepin' in a seafood store.

— Big Joe Turner

“A cat’s secrets run so deep that even the cat itself is often unaware. Their mysteries are as natural as whiskers.”

— Wendy Beck

Reading one's own poems aloud is letting the cat out of the bag. You may have always suspected bits of a poem…

— Dylan Thomas

There is only one way to fight, and that's dirty. Clean gentlemanly fighting will get you nowhere but dead, and fast. Take…

— Jeaniene Frost

I've always been a fan of hip hop and there are cats out there that I admire.

— Rakim

I really love my cat.

— Thundercat

Well, you will have to do. If you had died along with your mother, I would have taught the cat to read.

— Frances Hardinge

[A cat] will lie the whole evening on your knee, purring and happy in your society...

— Theophile Gautier