Cat Quotes · Page 35

I make up different names for my cat all the time - Flapjack, Bowtie, Popcorn. But he's really, "Hey you, cat."

— Christopher Walken

Prose books are the show dogs I breed and sell to support my cat.

— Robert Graves

Imagination needs food like every dog and every cat and every bird and every fish.

— Amos Oz

It is not worth while to go round the world to count the cats in Zanzibar.

— Henry David Thoreau

Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it.

— Gillian Flynn

Let us love dogs; let us love only dogs! Men and cats are unworthy creatures.

— Marie Bashkirtseff

I remember when I was a younger cat, I always thought the veteran guys talked too much.

— Rajon Rondo

Have you ever noticed how a cat stretches after a nap? We can learn from watching animals.

— Cyd Charisse

[Lee Morgan] was the only young cat that scared me when he played. He had so much fire and natural feeling. I…

— Freddie Hubbard

I've got lots of good friends. I could have affairs. I can read a book all night, put the cat on the…

— Joanna Lumley

Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's…

— Terry Pratchett

I have never understood, for example, how come a child can climb up on the roof, scale the TV antenna, and rescue…

— Erma Bombeck

I have a cat, so I know that when she digs her very sharp claws into my chest or stomach it's really…

— Erik Naggum

Back in Australia, I did foster care for sick cats for years, and I was always most successful with the animals when…

— Jason Gann

Many a cat can only be lured in by switching off all the lights and keeping very still. Until the indignant cry…

— Pam Brown

Seeing an Earl as an owl on a mantelpiece, and having part of one's face removed by a cat, both on the…

— Mervyn Peake

Oh yes. Blood is everything. But the only blood I'm interested in flows from my enemies. Look around you! These cats are…

— Erin Hunter

A pet store is a celebration of dogs' existence and an explosion of options. About cats, a pet store seems to say,…

— Sloane Crosley

“And then there was the expansive garden that ran the length of the rear of the house- lush with color and fragrances…

— Tracy Anne Warren

But then there was Hendrix, man. Jimi was really the last cat to freak me. Jimi was playing all the stuff I…

— Terry Kath

The dancers finished thier set, and one immediately strolled over to our table and straddled Ranger. Want a private party?" she asked.…

— Janet Evanovich

“Do you feel it? It’s a heightening of the senses, the kind that immobilizes a cat crossing the street, transfixed by the…

— Psyche Roxas-Mendoza

It was sometimes inconvenient to have the gold-green, slit-pupilled eyes of a cat, but this was usually easily hidden with a small…

— Cassandra Clare

The first thing I do when I come home is check the refrigerator for cats because I'm convinced that if one dies,…

— Jenny Lawson

The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually beomes a cat.

— Ogden Nash

“Even a heart of a kitten is reliable, if you know how to rely on”

— Munia Khan

Cats seldom make mistakes, and they never make the same mistake twice.

— Carl Van Vechten

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.

— Charles Darwin

Arise from sleep, old cat, And with great yawns and stretchings... Amble out for love

— Anonymous

A cat is witty, he has nerve, he knows how to do precisely the right thing at the right moment.

— Henri Poincare

Cat's motto: "No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look as if the dog did it."

— Anonymous

It’s a cat. Boy, you couldn’t slip anything past me tonight.

— Kim Harrison

I have just been given a very engaging Persian kitten... and his opinion is that I have been given to him.

— Evelyn Underhill

Did you know that Dog Heaven and Cat Hell were the same place?

— Dana Gould

I don't wake up each morning saying, 'Oh, wow, it's me. I think I'm the cat's meow. I'm the best.'

— Jeb Bush

Only the insane equate pain with success." "The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die." _Cheshire Cat

— Lewis Carroll

If you gave wings to a cat, it would not condescend to be a bird. It would be an angel.

— Dick Shawn

There are more ways of skinning a cat than rubbing its fur the wrong way.

— J. Carter Brown

Where should I go?" -Alice. "That depends on where you want to end up." - The Cheshire Cat.

— Lewis Carroll

“A good writer can watch a cat pad across the street and know what it is to be pounced upon by a…

— John le Carré