“Why are you looking at me I'm chocolate cake and you're PMSing?” — Stephanie Julian Copy Share Image
I have two children, and they know that I never pass up a piece of cake, ever. — Lisa Rinna Copy Share Image
I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*ck off. What good is a goddamn… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
A man that lives on pork, fine-flour bread, rich pies and cakes, and condiments, drinks tea and coffee, and uses tobacco, might… — John Harvey Kellogg Copy Share Image
I don't know what happened. One minute, I was dreamin' about a fat piece of George Clooney and a hot date with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Think anything you think you want, no prob I got enough cake. All up in it in the mornin', knowin' damn well… — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
“I need love. Here’s a list of other things I need: eggs, butter, flour, and sugar. I’m making a cake for the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake. Woman like silent men, they think they are listening. — Marcel Achard Copy Share Image
When I was younger we knew all of our neighbours - who was grumpy, who gave you your ball back, who had… — Lou Sanders Copy Share Image
Being an adult means knowing you can have cake for every meal, but choosing not to have cake for every meal because… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's lotion for your face, for your hands, for your feet, for your body. Why? What would happen if you put hand… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
The conservative media game was neatly summarized by Matt Labash, a former senior writer for The Weekly Standard, in a 2003 interview… — Matt Labash Copy Share Image
When I'm about to blow the candles on my birthday cake and everybody is telling me I must make a wish, I… — Kristen Stewart Copy Share Image
“A hummingbird cake, she decided as she turned on the kitchen light. It was made with bananas and pineapples and pecans and… — Sarah Addison Allen Copy Share Image
Cake Boss, I guess, has been made aware of my impression and finds it amusing and recognizes that it's not a completely… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
People look at my competitive spirit, and they automatically attach it to the thing that's most similar, most easily recognizable, which is… — Kobe Bryant Copy Share Image
Miss America was always white. All the beautiful brown women in America, beautiful sun tans, beautiful shapes, all types of complexions, but… — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
Aunt Mercy put down her tiles, one at a time. I-T-C-H-I-N. Aunt Grace leaned closer to the board, squinting. "Mercy Lynne, you're… — Margaret Stohl Copy Share Image
I miss my baby cake :'( if anyone seen babycake please tell her I miss her and need her :(… — Unkown Copy Share Image
“I had a slab of German chocolate cake the size of a child’s tombstone. Ralph” — Elif Batuman Copy Share Image
Life's no piece of cake, mind you, but the recipe's my own to fool with. — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
It's strange because pandan cake isn't hard to make but yet it can only be bought in Singapore. — Zhao Wei Copy Share Image
Destiny cuts the cake of love, Three slices to some, To others, a crumb. — Stefano Benni Copy Share Image
I eat quite healthily normally but, like everyone, have relapses and give in to the odd cake. — Denise Van Outen Copy Share Image
You can use melted butter instead of oil, but your cake may be a little denser. — Dorie Greenspan Copy Share Image
We all know to eat green vegetables and oily fish, but who does that? I'll have a cake, thanks. — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
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