I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. — Michelle Rowen Copy Share Image
To think I should have lived to be goodmorninged by Belladonna Took's son, as if I was selling buttons at the door! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life needed a fast forward button. Because there were days you just don't want to live through, not again, but they kept… — Sara Zarr Copy Share Image
Someone invent a NO LIFE alert so you can push a button and tons of people show up and hang out with… — Adam Young Copy Share Image
On George W Bush: That man sits at that desk in the White House with the button that can end the world.… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
[Hospitalized and pressing the nurse's button before dictating letters to her secretary:] This should assure us of at least forty-five minutes of… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
And, of course, there are the perfect day, perfect moment, perfect life dreams that come sometimes and make a person hit the… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
Do you know how much power I have over you? Yes, you, the one just sitting there hitting the f5 button day… — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
Traffic counting was very boring and cold to sit out on the streets of New Haven in five pairs of pants -… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
When I was 14, I thought I looked terrible. I wore these typical Slavic shoes with metal bottoms so you could always… — Marina Abramovic Copy Share Image
I wanna know how many buttons I'm going to get at meet and greets now. — Taylor York Copy Share Image
I think my style is classic - I like wearing jeans and a white button-up shirt. — Kim Kardashian Copy Share Image
I could see no reason why used tram tickets, bits of driftwood, buttons and old junk from attics and rubbish heaps should… — Kurt Schwitters Copy Share Image
There's nothing like it, but it's not as good as you think it's going to be. . . . I was disappointed… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
Okay, okay, okay. I understood that pushing the elevator button over and over again would not make the elevator appear sooner. But… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Perm in your hair or even a curly weave, Wichya New Edition Bobby Brown button on your sleeve. I tell you come… — LL Cool J Copy Share Image
In some hotels they give you a little sewing kit. You know what I do? I sew the towels together. One time… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Do you remember stormy winter?Well button up your coat, one's comin' soon — Ryan Adams Copy Share Image
Good music comes out of people playing together, knowing what they want to do and going for it. You have to sweat… — Keith Richards Copy Share Image
The two hot issues are the gay issue and the abortion issue. These are the two defining issues in the evangelical community… — Tony Campolo Copy Share Image
This indie rock stuff, I mean I like it, too - it pushes all my buttons: sex appeal, dissonance. It's emotive, disenchanted. — Ketch Secor Copy Share Image
