I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take… — Chris Farley Copy Share Image
There doesn't seem like there should be an artful way to butcher a cow, but there is, and this is not it. — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
Editing might be a bloody trade. But knives aren't the exclusive property of butchers. Surgeons use them too. — Blake Morrison Copy Share Image
We look after religion as the butcher did after his knife, when he had it in his mouth. — John Selden Copy Share Image
Be a terror to the butchers, that they may be fair in their weight; and keep hucksters and fraudulent dealers in awe,… — Miguel de Cervantes Copy Share Image
One should stick to the sort of thing for which one was made; I tried to be an herbalist, Whereas I should… — Jean de La Fontaine Copy Share Image
In fame's temple there is always a niche to be found for rich dunces, importunate scoundrels, or successful butchers of the human… — Johann Georg Ritter von Zimmermann Copy Share Image
My wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window." The butcher said: "That's a mirror." — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
The bullfighter who torments a bull to death and then castrates it of an ear has neither proved nor increased his own… — Brigid Brophy Copy Share Image
Sweeping from butcher's stalls, dung, guts, and blood, Drown'd puppies, stinking sprats, all drench'd in mud, Dead cats, and turnip-tops, come tumbling… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
Whoe'er has gone thro' London street, Has seen a butcher gazing at his meat, And how he keeps Gloating upon a sheep's… — Thomas Hood Copy Share Image
I had this radical idea that the police should obey the law. My view was that any human system without adequate checks… — Van Jones Copy Share Image
A community is a butcher and a doctor, a minister, a town troublemaker. A "community" is not a bunch of people united… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
The butcher with his bloody apron incites bloodshed, murder. Why not? From cutting the throat of a young calf to cutting the… — Isadora Duncan Copy Share Image
I was helping my mom grind meat at our butcher shop, and it just hypnotized me. I don't remember sticking my hand… — Jon Tester Copy Share Image
Like all stories of creators who bring life from the dead, his story began with a struggling butcher, who chased a gray… — Salvador Plascencia Copy Share Image
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building,… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
Ruthless man: you begin by slaying the animal and then you devour it, as if to slay it twice. It is not… — Jean-Jacques Rousseau Copy Share Image
One would expect an actress to stand onscreen mostly as a caricature. If she would say, "I'm selling shoes," you would believe… — Isabelle Huppert Copy Share Image
To see the butcher slap the steak before he laid it on the block, and give his knife a sharpening, was to… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
This is all very fine, but it won't do-Anatomy-botany-Nonsense! Sir, I know an old woman in Covent Garden, who understands botany better,… — Thomas Sydenham Copy Share Image
Shut the door, they're coming through the window, shut the window, they're coming through the door," are the words to an old… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
I'd trained to be a diplomat but the state department said I was too liberal. I saw an ad in the New… — Thelma Schoonmaker Copy Share Image
Mere opinions, in fact, were as likely to govern people's actions as hard evidence, and were subject to sudden reversals as hard… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I go in the butchers and there's not a lot of meat I can eat these days, with having all the animals. — Paul O'Grady Copy Share Image
Remember, when you hear them beginning to say "freedom" look carefully-. see who it is they want you to butcher. — Alex Comfort Copy Share Image
If we each had to butcher our own meat, there would be a great increase in the number of vegetarians. — Ernest Howard Crosby Copy Share Image
Crime butchers innocence to secure a throne, and innocence struggles with all its might against the attempts of crime. — Maximilien Robespierre Copy Share Image
Saddam Hussein also challenged President Bush to a debate. The Butcher of Baghdad vs. the Butcher of the English language. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I'm not a good butcher but I've had to learn to carve the joint. People expect a new look. — Margaret Thatcher Copy Share Image
Who finds the heifer dead and bleeding fresh And sees fast-by a butcher with an axe, But will suspect 'twas he that… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I'm the third or fourth generation of actor in my family; I'm sure if they were butchers, I'd be a butcher, too. — Sean Pertwee Copy Share Image
I don’t duel, boy. I kill as a soldier kills, which is as a butcher kills, as quickly, efficiently, and with as… — Lois McMaster Bujold Copy Share Image
When a cow lives with the butcher, sooner or later he gets eaten unless he helps the other cows off to their… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Only the slow reader will notice the odd crowd of images-flier, butcher, seal-which have gathered to comment on the aims and activities… — William H. Gass Copy Share Image
Paranoia is a survival trait when you run in my circles. It gives you something to do in your spare time, coming… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Religious discord has lost her sting; the cumbrous weapons of theological warfare are antiquated: the field of politics supplies the alchymists of… — John Quincy Adams Copy Share Image
I went into a butchers and I said, 'I'll have a pound of sausages. 'He said, 'I'm very sorry, sir, we only… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
well, death says, as he walks by, I'm going to get you anyhow no matter what you've been: writer, cab-driver, pimp, butcher,… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
