If I catch anyone making lemonade from my lemons I will shit on their lawn. — Adam Sessler Copy Share Image
Just sent a text and auto-fill changed 'console' to 'condolences' It's too early for subtext... — Adam Sessler Copy Share Image
2016...when is that? Will we have flying cars and a cure for procrastination by then? — Adam Sessler Copy Share Image
My room smells like chlorine and feels like a Tom Waits song. Which is kinda cool, except I didn't ask for it. — Adam Sessler Copy Share Image
There's something apropos about announcing a console on a grey, gloomy day that makes me want to stay inside. — Adam Sessler Copy Share Image
Moments away from starting a new era of E3 coverage for me. I think I have butterflies in my stomach. Or perhaps too much… — Adam Sessler Copy Share Image
My wonderful wife is packing my snacks ahead of E3. She's wondering whether this is E3 or some Junior French Legion. Regardless, thank you. — Adam Sessler Copy Share Image
Hey Game Industry..stop fucking me in the eye today. If you have bad news give it to me during work hours...that's professional. — Adam Sessler Copy Share Image
