“And I hate to be a stickler for the rules but the Hibatsu Survival Settlement Charter clearly states that any individual who cannot reimburse the company in liquid assets must make it up with voluntary existence suspension.” — Yahtzee Croshaw Copy Share Image
“A good story is like a good bowel movement: it's only really satisfying once it's ended, because if you just keep going eventually your… — Yahtzee Croshaw Copy Share Image
“The Necromancer's Tower squatted over the river like an incontinent titan.” — Yahtzee Croshaw Copy Share Image
For me, Modern Warfare 3 's plot makes its signature turn around the bend when Russia invades Europe. As in, all of it. Simultaneously.… — Yahtzee Croshaw Copy Share Image
“My non American viewers. Who understand that the world does not consist solely of a single nation sailing across an infinite sea of migrant… — Yahtzee Croshaw Copy Share Image
“I am a crab. I am thinking crabby thoughts. I am tightening my grip on this rock with my big red pincers.” — Yahtzee Croshaw Copy Share Image
“I realized that the job of a hero is not to save the galaxy, or rescue princesses, or slay all the dragons. That may… — Yahtzee Croshaw Copy Share Image
“Horrors from beyond the veil of time and space are coming to eat us so shut up, sounds like a pretty good draw card… — Yahtzee Croshaw Copy Share Image
“I'd sometimes pictured myself bravely sacrificing my life to save another, but my preference had always been that it be someone I actually liked.” — Yahtzee Croshaw Copy Share Image
“The obedient Pit bull becomes the escaped tiger and it's got a knife” — Yahtzee Croshaw Copy Share Image
“What were they going to do after killing the president, declare themselves king?” — Yahtzee Croshaw Copy Share Image
Reality is a cruel and unintuitive place with frustrating gameplay mechanics. (Press X to thanklessly toil your life away) — Yahtzee Croshaw Copy Share Image
