I used to work in an office in New York for this terrible company, and we used to have staff meetings, and I would just count how many times the boss would use the phrase "in terms of." And he… — Tim Heidecker Copy Share Image
I'm very wary of doing political stuff for a lot of reasons. One of the big ones is that the shelf-life for them is… — Tim Heidecker Copy Share Image
In a crazy world where he would get nominated, I'd like to see Obama run against Herman Cain. That would be fantastic. If Herman… — Tim Heidecker Copy Share Image
Everyone's heard the same joke a million times and knows the setups. They are tired of the mass-marketed entertainment served on the networks. — Tim Heidecker Copy Share Image
In the world of 'Tim and Eric,' everything is big and ridiculous and absurd. — Tim Heidecker Copy Share Image
Costumes are fun. Dress up like a pilot some night and watch as people stare! — Tim Heidecker Copy Share Image
“Have you ever wondered how to commit human sacrifice and destroy all the evidence while having a delicious meal all at the same time?… — Tim Heidecker Copy Share Image
There are a lot of young, well-educated, artistic people out there that like to be entertained. — Tim Heidecker Copy Share Image
That kind of language is what makes us laugh. Like, "Well, just eFax that to me, and I'll take a look at it." — Tim Heidecker Copy Share Image
I want people to think about movies and how we watch them. Let them know it's okay to question the structure or how we're… — Tim Heidecker Copy Share Image
