I tried to sell mortgages for just under a year and saw the tail end of the mortgage crisis. I was not great at it. There was nothing really to sell. The only people at that time who were left… — Tim Dillon Copy Share Image
There was something really fun about when I used to do bus tours. I was on mic all day, trying to be funny and… — Tim Dillon Copy Share Image
My job is supposed to be about making whatever I'm talking about funny. — Tim Dillon Copy Share Image
Yeah, I bought a house with a subprime mortgage in 2007. It was a two-year fixed rate and, like everybody else in America, I… — Tim Dillon Copy Share Image
My comedy is not like the tightest thing in the world. There are punchlines, there are jokes, but it's like, I like the space… — Tim Dillon Copy Share Image
I'm sure Jason Bateman is a swell guy. No one wants to know what he thinks about anything. He's a brilliant actor and I… — Tim Dillon Copy Share Image
When you really fall in love with someone, you start making stupid decisions. That's why rich people guard themselves against it. — Tim Dillon Copy Share Image
The media is at a fever pitch all the time but most people are just trying to pay their bills and are just trying… — Tim Dillon Copy Share Image
I love crowd work, I love riffing, I love the intersection of when I have a bit and I can ask you something and… — Tim Dillon Copy Share Image
