“Tell the children to do all their business before they come over. I do not change diapers.” — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
“Daddy, Momma! I made a friend. His name is Ike, and he ain’t got no tail because they chopped it off, but Aidan didn’t… — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
“What’s up with all these guys not realizing they’re bisexual? Here’s the clue, buddy, when you’re around another dude and you get a hard-on,… — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
“What I don’t get is how this helps me. You two get superpowers, and I get what?”Cian smiled broadly. “You have a power, Meggie.… — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
“Excuse me. What did you say to me? For your information Danielle, the stick up my ass has served me well over the years.… — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
“I’m a nice person. I give money to starving babies and properly tip my hairdresser. Why am I the one everyone tries to kill?” — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
“What makes you think it was your sperm? My sperm is obviously the dominant sperm. My sperm told your sperm to get to the back of line. The boy will have black hair and green eyes.” Sam shook his head. “I bet my sperm listens to your sperm just about as good as I listen to you. My sperm is… — Sophie Oak Copy Share
“This was taken when my brother was last on leave. My mom’s new boyfriend took it. Now there’s an insane person. Well, he’s from… — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
“The wedding ring she’s wearing is collar enough,” Jack bit out. “I know. I put it on her finger. You can see that fucking… — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
“You said you were bad for me.” “I am, but I’m starting to wonder if you might be good for me.” — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
