“I don't think Jennifer and I are really at the child stage yet. We have been discussing a nice house plant. If we don't kill that, then in a few years, we might try a fish.” — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
“Tell the children to do all their business before they come over. I do not change diapers.” — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
“Daddy, Momma! I made a friend. His name is Ike, and he ain’t got no tail because they chopped it off, but Aidan didn’t… — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
“What’s up with all these guys not realizing they’re bisexual? Here’s the clue, buddy, when you’re around another dude and you get a hard-on,… — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
“What I don’t get is how this helps me. You two get superpowers, and I get what?”Cian smiled broadly. “You have a power, Meggie.… — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
“Excuse me. What did you say to me? For your information Danielle, the stick up my ass has served me well over the years.… — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
“I’m a nice person. I give money to starving babies and properly tip my hairdresser. Why am I the one everyone tries to kill?” — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
“What makes you think it was your sperm? My sperm is obviously the dominant sperm. My sperm told your sperm to get to the… — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
“This was taken when my brother was last on leave. My mom’s new boyfriend took it. Now there’s an insane person. Well, he’s from… — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
“The wedding ring she’s wearing is collar enough,” Jack bit out. “I know. I put it on her finger. You can see that fucking… — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
“You said you were bad for me.” “I am, but I’m starting to wonder if you might be good for me.” — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
