I like bushes cause they don't got prickers, unless they do,this one did...ouch. — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove. — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
When I grow up I wanna be a Principal or a Caterpillar... I love you Principal Skinner! — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me. — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
Mr. Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party, and I went there. Yay, my turn is… — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there. — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
I like bushes cause they don't got prickers, unless they do,this one did...ouch. — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
