Except for the people who were there that one day they discovered the polio vaccine, being part of history is rarely a… — Sarah Vowell Copy Share Image
Don't you love Jesus?' Well, I thought an' I thought an' finally I says, 'No, I don't know nobody name' Jesus. I… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
I've been a soldier, I've been a bunch of little girls, all sorts of roles that I would not have been able… — Ashly Burch Copy Share Image
Something happens in the middle when women are in their 30s, and we can start with an array of things that happen,… — Sallie Krawcheck Copy Share Image
Build a good name. Keep your name clean. Don't make compromises. Don't worry about making a bunch of money or being successful.… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
It's great to have all this stuff at home. But when you want to make it for real, there's still nothing like… — Ronnie Milsap Copy Share Image
We're all a big hippie family so I got five sisters and a bunch of different mothers. Not really, but my sisters'… — Joel Kinnaman Copy Share Image
Who did you eat this time? (Acheron) It wasn’t a who, akri. It was something that had hornies on its head like… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
The truth is that most families have no smart ones and no pretty ones. Most families are a bunch of unattractive dopes.… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
Richard Dawkins says he can't be sure God doesn't exist. Well, you know what I do when I'm not sure about something?… — Frank J. Fleming Copy Share Image
Matt looked up kids from his high school class. Only three were listed as dead, but a bunch were listed as missing/presumed… — Susan Beth Pfeffer Copy Share Image
Almost any problem, whether it's telling a family story, or telling a network-quality story, or answering a network note, becomes essentially instantly… — Loren Bouchard Copy Share Image
I had danced with Janet Jackson and P. Diddy so I had done a bunch of hip hop. Really and truly my… — Jenna Dewan Copy Share Image
After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
All I've ever ended up with in terms of achievements is the movie, some really stupid anecdotes, a bunch of crosswords that… — Christian Bale Copy Share Image
I honestly think that it automatically hurts me if I said that I supported the war in Iraq and I support the… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
You get taken in, and they give you a jumpsuit, which are a lot more comfortable than you'd think. It depends on… — Jayson Werth Copy Share Image
Comedians a lot of times we're on the road, we're by our self. We come home to New York to our empty… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Aleksey and I have gathered together a bunch of kindred spirits who are also versatile musicians. We have a violinist who eats… — Richard Hyung-ki Joo Copy Share Image
I love history because when you strip away the social and political aspects, it's really just a bunch of fun stories. — Duff Goldman Copy Share Image
Are people crazy? People waited all their lives. They waited to live, they waited to die. They waited in line to buy… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Home runs usually come in bunches for me. If I'm feeling good and I'm on time, I can drive the ball even… — Garrett Atkins Copy Share Image
I have always been a director first and the whole acting thing just happened because none of my friends wanted to be… — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
