Have you ever heard of feng shui? (Randy) Yeah. It’s the ‘put the mirror on your door and sleep in the right… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Lawyers will always buckle under to something, whether its bribes, violence, court orders, or the weight of their own bullshit. — James Alan Gardner Copy Share Image
Son asks his father: Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? Father answers: Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
Girls: Practice makes perfect! Boys: But nobody is perfect! So, why do we need to practice?! — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
Night and gin and music-the right setting for peeling off the thin clinging layers of bullshit and finding one's way down closer… — John D. MacDonald Copy Share Image
“When we characterize talk as hot air, we mean that what comes out of the speaker’s mouth is only that. It is… — Harry G. Frankfurt Copy Share Image
I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I have done enough bullshit lately, I just have to make time for something better. Something good. — Stefan Sagmeister Copy Share Image
Its all about the he says she says bullshit. I think you better quit. Lettin' shit slip. Or you'll be leavin with… — Limp Bizkit Copy Share Image
Let's drop the whole 'atheist evangelism' thing and call out bullshit questions like 'what does atheism have to offer?' for just what… — Rebecca Watson Copy Share Image
“I wonder if you can taste the bullsh*t that's coming out of your mouth.” — Habeeb Akande Copy Share Image
There seems to be a notion in Hollywood that if you want to make money, you have to sacrifice doing good work… — Joseph Gordon-Levitt Copy Share Image
MBA students come out with: 'My staff is my most important asset.' Bullshit. Staff is usually your biggest cost. We all employ… — Michael O'Leary Copy Share Image
Every time you're exposed to advertising in America you're reminded that this country's most profitable business is still the manufacture, packaging, distribution,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you love something, set it free. If it was meant to be, it will come back to you. But this, of… — Elin Hilderbrand Copy Share Image
If something comes at me of course I'm gonna handle my business but I'm not the type to provoke the bullshit so… — Rakim Copy Share Image
