Bugs Quotes · Page 10

The drama bug strikes hardest with Jews, homosexuals and plump women who wear their hair in bangs. These are people who, for…

— David Sedaris

So that makes us robbers of robbers," said Bug, "who pretend to be robbers working for a robber of other robbers.

— Scott Lynch

Is our situation not dismal? Wonderland is so discombobulated that lady bugs have turned belligerent and enlisted in the queen's army! PUNISH…

— Cheshire Cat

I went to a catholic public school St Helens and learned English by watching bugs bunny cartoons.

— Nick Mancuso

If the objective of testing were to prove that a program is free of bugs, then not only would testing be practically…

— Boris Beizer

I spent my childhood in northern New York State, and like many kids, bugs and other critters fascinated me.

— Romulus Whitaker

Camp life is demanding, and even the simplest daily routine becomes a chore in a climate with 90 per cent humidity, not…

— Stefanie Powers

We must all wage an intense, lifelong battle against the constant downward pull. If we relax, the bugs and weeds of negativity…

— Jim Rohn

In your cocoon, occasionally you shout complaints, such as, "Leave me alone!" "Bug off!" "I want to be who I am!"... which…

— Chogyam Trungpa

When I did a sitcom and played a postman, I was brought to tears playing that postman, because I felt like one.…

— Andrew Dice Clay

I used to bug all of the comedians for interviews, and when people want to talk to me, sometimes I'm very receptive…

— Judd Apatow

'Botanicula' tells the story of a group of twigs, nuts, and leaves trying to escape with the life essence of a tree…

— Rob Manuel

I did not intend to be a writer. I first wanted to be a lawyer, like my father. Then I got bit…

— Alix Kates Shulman

Microsoft knows that reliable software is not cost effective. According to studies, 90% to 95% of all bugs are harmless. They're never…

— Bruce Schneier

Human beings are psychologically far more afraid of bugs than they are of driving a car, whereas people get killed by cars…

— Jeff Pinkner

Every kid has a bug period, I like to say, and I just got so fascinated and I had that experience, that…

— E. O. Wilson

There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.

— Bill Gates

The best thing about bugs is their lack of self consciousness, also the ability to fly doesn't hurt.

— Dov Davidoff

In the good old days physicists repeated each other's experiments, just to be sure. Today they stick to FORTRAN, so that they…

— Edsger Dijkstra

I can't have a lot of people around me all the time. It really bugs me out that I have that many…

— Curtis Jackson

Just take them rascals [rapists, killers, child abusers] out in the swamp / Put 'em on their knees and tie 'em to…

— Charlie Daniels

“In general, the longer you wait before fixing a bug, the costlier (in time and money) it is to fix.”

— Joel Spolsky

The only way for errors to occur in a program is by being put there by the author. No other mechanisms are…

— Harlan Mills

In effect, you cannot stop Iraq from growing nasty bugs in the basement. You can stop them from putting operational warheads on…

— Barton Gellman

I didn't really listen to rock 'n' roll until I moved to LA. We would ditch school, go get high, put on…

— Lenny Kravitz

I loved Wilson Pickett, so I just went on from there. I became sort of a semi-groupie because, I don't know, I…

— Cassandra Peterson

Up to a point, it is better to just let the snags [bugs] be there than to spend such time in design…

— Alan Turing

It sometimes takes a while for executives to figure out that the reporters they think of as little bugs to be squashed…

— Jonathan Alter

I own some bugs encased in lucite or something. I also have a big cat's eye - a fake one - made…

— Nick Antosca

I have faith in God and not that we have evolved from a rock, not from worshiping the environment or endangered bugs.

— Kirk Cameron

I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

— Carrot Top

I don’t expect to find inspiration. It just sort of comes. Sometimes you step on a bug and you get inspired.

— Iris Apfel

First law: The pesticide paradox. Every method you use to prevent or find bugs leaves a residue of subtler bugs against which…

— Boris Beizer

I remember being fascinated by ants and wasps and other bugs when I was a kid. I'd set out a Coke can…

— Paul McEuen

Writing software that's safe even in the presence of bugs makes the challenge even more interesting.

— Wietse Venema

And 1.1.81 is officially BugFree(tm), so if you receive any bug-reports on it, you know they are just evil lies.

— Linus Torvalds

If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

— Anonymous

I was a tiny bug. Now a mountain. I was left behind. Now honored at the head. You healed my wounded hunger…

— Rumi

“Soon fifty-six Shield Bugs were lined up, crouching like coiled springs on the gunnels of the chicken boat.”

— Angie Sage

I've really only had one (dream) since I got into this business at 13 years old, which was to be in this…

— Leonardo DiCaprio