Bored Quote by Andrew Dice Clay

When I was a kid and we used to play Post Office, I was the Dead Letter Office.

— Phyllis Diller

“It came to a stage when the postman was the most important individual in my life. My day began and ended with the letter…

— Shubha Dev

... the advantages of being a postman seemed more and more dubious. It is not a congenial profession for anyone who is at all…

— Sylvia Townsend Warner

The Postal is a ruthless, Mad TV-type thing. We sent out a DVD to the South Park producers, and they liked the movie so…

— Uwe Boll

Lets play post office¦ Lick You, stick you, and send you on your way...

— Green Monk

When I score I don't celebrate, its my job, does a postman celebrate when he delivers post?

— Mario Balotelli

This congestion in the post offices is due to what are technically known as "regulations" but what are really a series of acrostics and…

— Robert Benchley

My favorite review described me as the cinematic equivalent of junk mail. I don't know what that means, but it sounds like a dig.

— Steve Buscemi

“He had never imagined so clearly the consequences of mailing a letter—the impossibility of retrieving it from the iron mouth of the box; the…

— Helen Simonson

During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.

— Jerry Stiller

The post office has a great charm at one point of our lives. When you have lived to my age, you will begin to…

— Jane Austen

I love the rebelliousness of snail mail, and I love anything that can arrive with a postage stamp. There's something about that person's breath…

— Diane Lane