Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep...in a giant blender. — Homer Copy Share Image
I don't know how a culture is going to evolve, but I think the way the Internet works now is, people go… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
Some of these bulls are gonna' spin those cowboys so fast, they'll look like a frog in a blender. — Wayne White Copy Share Image
I have the ordinary experience of having the blender bottom come off in my room upstairs. I have the ordinary experience of… — Harrison Ford Copy Share Image
Let's face it, though, anything that's apt to happen to an appliance like a blender isn't covered by the warranty anyway, so… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Life is too short to spend forty to fifty hours around people who do nothing but stress you out and make you… — Perry Noble Copy Share Image
The time has come to knock off this religion business in American politics. There's no end to the mischief that can occur.… — Lowell P. Weicker, Jr Copy Share Image
I use quite a bit in my kitchen, but the one thing that's an absolute must would have to be my high-speed… — Margaret Chapman Copy Share Image
I want to get a job naming kitchen appliances. That seems easy; refrigerator, toaster, blender. You just say what the thing does… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm just a one-instrument player. I have been known to play a blender, but I basically play - just play the violin. — Itzhak Perlman Copy Share Image
Have you ever wanted to put your head in a blender and turn on the liquefy switch? (Tate) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
All reality is a blender where hopes and dreams are mixed with fear and despair. — Holly Goldberg Sloan Copy Share Image
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
