“A blanket could be used as a tablecloth, and a brick left as a tip. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to fly interdimensionally. My penis is a wormhole. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket is a coffin, if the cops are after you and you have to dump a body quick. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Cunning is a short blanket--if you pull it over your face, you expose your feet. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to aid a sinner’s nightly prayer. I’m not shaking because I’m cold—I’m trembling with trepidation over the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could help me tell you I love you. Well, it could if I did, but I don’t, so I’ll just… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
All I really wanted to do was cuddle back under the blankets, maybe with a certain stuffed toy penguin I knew. Yeah,… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to say hello to all the goodbyes I’ll never see again. Keep it wrapped tight, because every… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
When I go away to do a movie, I bring the blanket I've had since I was a little girl. It helps… — Kirsten Dunst Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to sell your winningest product to your loserest customer. Oh, loserest is a word. I know, because… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to hide my shame and cover my insecurities. But so could a camouflaged condom. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket (twin, full, or queen-sized) could be placed squarely over the state of Rhode Island, and there’d still be enough blanket… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket, coupled with an impressive erection, could serve as a suitable replacement for a lost tent at next year’s “Bring your… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Somebody bought me a Snuggie as a joke gift. Haha, the joke's on you, I enjoy it. I toss and turn at… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to put the war in warm. Just paint the blanket like an American flag, and then try… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I love Jonathan Adler but more importantly I love throws. To clarify, a throw is not to be confused with a blanket.… — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to let the world know how serious you are. I’m serious, it could work. Try wrapping your… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Blankets on the other hand are incredibly needy as they are always trying to fill a “void”. Are a bit whorish in… — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
Down in the city are the nice houses and the so-so houses and the lovers making out in dark yards and the… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
This was something she would keep hidden within herself, maybe in place of the knot of pain and anger she had been… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
No. 1, it [amnesty for illegal aliens] demoralizes the people that are going through the legal process. It's a very clear signal… — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
Zerts' are what I call desserts. 'Trée-trées' are entrées. I call sandwiches 'sammies,' 'sandoozles,' or 'Adam Sandlers.' Air conditioners are 'cool blasterz'… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
Yes, I do still have a teddy bear that I sleep with and talk to. Yes, I do still have a favorite… — Andrew James Copy Share Image
“If a blanket could be used to keep one person warm, then it stands to reason that all the blankets in the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Does it take a blanket presupposition for a historian to discount some miracle stories as legendary? No, because, as even Bultmann recognized,… — Robert M. Price Copy Share Image
“BLANKET On our bed there is a blanket It has been greeted by strangers Become a desert to missiles Filled with hurtful… — Trisha North Copy Share Image
What's so funny?" "Your panties have a bow," he said. I looked down. I was wearing a short tank top -not mine-… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Someone else who liked what I did might turn around and say, "She's reworking and rethinking everything. She could just be making… — Tracey Emin Copy Share Image
![“No. 1, it [amnesty for illegal aliens] demoralizes the people that are going through the legal process. It's a very clear signal that why go through the legal process if you can accomplish the same thing through the illegal process? And No. 2, it demoralizes the people enforcing the law. So I am…” quote by Marco Rubio](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/77f/marco-rubio-355_accomplish_no-1-it-amnesty-for-illegal-aliens-demor_909608.jpg)
